Paul

I received some instructions that said that I was to criticize the Pope and our priests and ministers, while at the same time exercising some restraint while doing so. So therefore the following is my attempt to do so.

That character by the name of ‘Paul' composed the majority of what came to be known as the ‘New Testament' in the bible. According to his own self description he was a myopic mole who ‘peered through the glass darkly' and watched ‘mere shadows of the heavenly things'. How did it ever come to pass that such a myopic character ever came to be considered the source of ‘absolute truth'.

Now let us ask why it would be the case that the great seer of that Christian church would be found to be suffering from such a bad case of myopia such that the best that he could manage would be to ‘peer through the glass darkly', as he himself described the process of being the seer of that church. We must keep in mind here that the correct solution to the problem of the human condition is the resurrection of the Living God, and that the resurrection is not spiritual, it is materialistic, which means that God is the God of the living and not the dead, and that therefore the resurrection is for this life and not meant for the afterlife. We can also see that the seers were disbarred by being denied access to the correct solution, and it just logically follows that when a seer is denied access to the ‘absolute truth' and the correct solution therefore all a seer will ever be able to produce will be one error after another.

Another good example of a blinded seer producing nothing but error is the case of Islam and that seer of Islam known as Mohammed, who was also denied access to the correct solution to the human problem of aging and sexual inequality, and so therefore as must follow from this, he produced an error, and therefore we see Islam resorting to ruthless oppression by tossing some black sack over the human race. No one is younger than anyone else or more beautiful than anyone else where Islamic Sharia law is applied, because everyone is equal when everyone is covered over with one of those black sacks. The problem has not been solved, because it still exists underneath that sack like covering, but then Mohammed was denied access to the real solution, just as were all the seers of religion.

This process of causing the seers to produce nothing but error was described in the following passage by some ancient prophet of YAHWEH, such old prophets apparently being among the few seers who avoided being cursed by myopia, and therefore were able to accurately report on God's authentic plans for this place. As it was said,

Who among them can be taught anything. They are all just like little babes just weaned from the breast, all of them making noises like a babble of meaningless nonsense, mere empty words coming from every side.

For God has covered the heads of their prophets and blinded the eyes of their seers, so that to them everything has become just words sealed up in a scroll (an impenetrable divine mystery). For God has said, "these people always have my name upon their lips, while their hearts remain far from me, for their entire religion consists of nothing more than their own cultural traditions and their human doctrines, which these people are then taught to memorize and repeat back by means of rote repetition (dogmatism and catechism). Therefore," says God, "once again I am going to act to shock these people, adding shock upon shock upon shock, and the wisdom of their wise men will perish, and the intelligence of their seers will vanish."

In actual practice the achievement of this highly desirable result was never anything more than the denying the seers access to the correct solution, which would then guarantee that the seers of religion would be myopic and would be found peering through the glass darkly, and would generate nothing but error.

One of the more interesting examples of an erroneous anthropocentric projection being granted the status of a divine dogma can be found in the writings of that myopic squint eyed mole known as Paul who wrote so many of those letters found in the Bible. Now according to this line of reasoning, we can see that the flesh grows old and that people ‘reap a harvest of corruption'. Therefore it just logically follows from this that what we have here is a problem with sinfully sexy flesh, and that God, who prefers abstinent chastity, preferably life long abstinent chastity, such as practiced by Paul himself, and his priests, condemned the sinfully sexy flesh, thus ruining things for everyone. For everyone who is sinfully sexy gets punished as they deserve by having God judge and rot away their sinful sexiness, thus ruining it for everyone sooner or later. This flawed line of reasoning is carried on by equally myopic seers with a bad over their heads, such as in that one letter titled ‘a letter from Peter', where this so called Peter has a really good rant about sex and the corruption that came upon the whole world because of evil sexy desires.

Now we can see that such an erroneous pseudo-philosophy is like a block of Swiss cheese, which is more holes than cheese when we consider that the birds do it, the bees do it, and even little chickadees and fleas do it. Well it is quite obvious that simple minded anthropocentric doctrine of ‘sexual morality' will still need some more work done to it to help the whole thing hang together, and so therefore our seers continue to speculate and come up with that bit about Adam being to blame for all that sexy corruption when God subjected the whole world to evil sexy desires so that the world would groan under the weight of its sins while awaiting its truly spiritual redemption at that sacred time when God would burn the entire universe right to the ground, according to that Peter writer, and create a new nonsexual and pure universe where non-sexual righteousness would dwell.

We know that our seers were disbarred from access to the living resurrection, and so therefore, as they peered through the glass darkly, and were puzzled by the impenetrable divine mystery of reality, they then struggled to fill in the blank, since it was obvious that there was this mystifying blank that needed to be filled in with something or other, and therefore they called upon their full spiritualized powers as seers to come up with something. Their solution was to them assume that there must be a simple relationship between cause and effect (the cause being human sexuality and the following effect being condemnation and aging and corruption of ‘evil flesh'). Therefore it must be true that we were destined to become spiritual spirits in heaven, for it was quite obvious that the flesh was being judged and condemned, and so what was left other than spirituality? Now because this alleged divine revelation was nonsensical and contradicted observed reality it was then required that our seers keep cooking over a hot stove until they cooked up more theology to go along with that simple minded schema, in the hopes of somehow making that schema seem more plausible.

The end result of this process was the creation of that infamous religious doctrine of ‘sexual morality', a doctrine infused with the well known religious hostility towards human sexuality. Such a doctrine was then able to catch fire and spread all over the world because of the deep disappointment and even hostility that people felt about their own treacherous bodies as they aged and their bodies betrayed them, thus causing that ridiculous idea to seem plausible. It seemed plausible only because the seers had a sack tied over their heads and the authentic solution was denied to them. Therefore we can see here a truly classic example of how some myopic anthropocentric projection could attain the status of a supposedly divine doctrine of God, when the truth the entire time was that God had different plans altogether. The end result of that particular process was that people had God on their lips and lots of religion, while their hearts remained far from God, for it is damn near impossible to feel real affection for God when God is first creating temptations and then demanding that people resist those temptations, and it is cold comfort indeed to take solace in the idea that somehow that was helping everyone to become more spiritual, this whole concept being part of some apparently Machiavellian plot by God to create spiritual ghosts while first taking a short detour through materialism so as to create the purest ghosts possible by making them suffer inside sinfully sexy flesh shells first. In this way people would come to really appreciate being ghosts in the spirit realm once they actually busted free from the prison cell and became ghosts. Now it is impossible to resist temptation, such a thing being hardwired after all, and thus impossible to resist, and so therefore one can only avoid temptation, and the result is the creation of insincere hypocrisy, for while it is obvious that God is being a Machiavellian bastard, nevertheless we must pretend to really like God and not feel bitter when we are denied temptations, because that is what God demands.

Now we can clearly see that it was the divine plan of God to deliberately create erroneous dogmatic religion, or so the prophets of YAHWEH said, and so it would seem to have come to pass as predicted. We know that it was the intention of God to deliberately create just such an erroneous anthropocentric dogma, for we can see that God gave our seers a bad case of cataracts over their eyes by denying them the correct solution thus making absolutely certain that they would generate error after error after error, such error being inevitable when the truth is kept hidden. We can then question God's motives, and the conclusion that we must draw is that God created dogmatic erroneous religion so as to destroy erroneous religion and expose all her seers as myopic know nothings. Apparently if there is one thing that God just hates with a passion it is dogmatism and it must also be true that God has a particular problem with false prophets who go about putting words into God's mouth.

Now when a false prophet creates a problem for God, this is dishonorable to the glory of God, for it would seem that God was being taken to the cleaners by some small bug or some insignificant crawling worm located on some obscure planet in the suburbs of some unremarkable galaxy located in some nondescript part of the universe. The solution to this problem will therefore be for God to intervene into that process by tying a dark sack over the heads of those prophets, thus ensuring that all we would ever have would be false prophets and nothing but false prophets, while outfitting our seers with a dark set of shades thus making sure that those seers don't ruin everything for God by seeing something and reporting back what they saw. This would turn out to be the glorious solution to that problem at some point in the distant future, after God had made very certain that we would get nothing but false prophets in this place, when God would show up and just trash every prophet on the planet with relative ease, by spring the trap and revealing the divine strategy of God, which was the living resurrection of the living in the land of the living, for God is the God of the living and not the dead. God would not need to worry that some false prophet might figure out the right solution and thus escape the trap waiting for them, for God was going to take ages of time to do this strategy, thus ensuring that every prophet and seer was further poisoned by a deep rooted spirit of ungodliness that would permanently ensure that they would never know God. In this way the secret would be safe.

Now a false prophet might wish to continue to make false prophecies, but this won't be a long term problem, for it will be impossible for a false prophet to be a long term problem for they won't be sticking around for the long term, but will be planted six feet under, thus causing God no more problems whatsoever, for a false prophet would have to remain alive to create a problem and they won't be.

For as it was written,

For it is as though these people were building a wall, and their false prophets were daubing the cracks in that wall with a coat of whitewash. Tell those daubers that the wall will fall. For in my fury I will unleash a storm wind and hail stones will fall as I unleash my wrath against the wall. I will destroy the wall which you have daubed with whitewash, and you will be destroyed right along with it. When the wall collapses everyone will say, ‘why did those false prophets even bother applying that coat of whitewash?'

So then to summarize, we can see that the divine plan of God devised to deal with the problem of false prophecy was to deliberately create erroneous religions and then destroy in a display of majestic glory truly worthy of the name of God, and then follow this up by planting six feet under every false prophet that still remains at work after that time.

All of this was quite accurately predicted beforehand by the prophets of YAHWEH, who would appear to be the only genuine seers this place has ever seen, not that anyone ever properly understood their prophecies, these being just enigmatic words sealed within a scroll (the cause of this sealing being the ungodly spirit that develops during the extended period of the exile).

And I looked and in the vision I saw a valley filled with bleached dried bones. "Child of Humanity," God said. "Can these dried bones live? This may seem impossible to you, but will it prove impossible to me?" asked the Lord God. And then as I watched in the vision I saw the dried bones arise and then flesh and skin wound around those bones, and the breath of the Lord came into them, and they lived."

I have an intense dislike for the oppression and repression found in those erroneous letters written by that myopic seer named Paul. However I feel that it would be inappropriate to harshly condemn the man, for as the saying goes, there but for the grace of God go I. He was born at the wrong time, for there was no seer who was exempt, and that included him. If I lived then and had the task of solving an insoluble problem for which no legitimate solution existed at the time, then I can only assume that I would have produced error, since only error is possible under such a circumstance. It therefore follows from this that I should judge Popes and ministers and preachers and such people, while at the same time exercising restraint while doing so, for all such people can do is produce error, since the solution was denied to them. As for such priests and ministers, it would seem to me that the best that they can do under the circumstances would be to attempt to show some grace and dignity, if that is possible, or at the very least be grim and bear it (expecting them to grin and bear it might be asking a bit much).

Now some priestly type might be feeling a little bitter about this, for they have been deliberately set up by God to take the dive, and they might be thinking that God is unjust therefore to judge them. But think about it now. Are you not being dogmatic just like your ancestors were, and did not your ancestors provoke God to anger by means of their dogmatism concerning what was not objective reality but merely the subjective reality of some erroneous anthropocentric projection? As it was written,

"These prophets make prophecies that consist of nothing but the doctrines that these prophets have made up themselves, and then they expect me to fulfill their prophecies. How long will these prophets go on prophesying the delusions of their own minds?"

Ramon Watkins

This is a little off topic here (or then again maybe not) but speaking of prophets that just make things up, the other night I saw ‘the glowing red orb'. Now if you visit the web blog of Ramon Watkins (AKA ‘Prophet Yahweh') you will find that over the previous weeks Ramon has been specializing in filming glowing red orbs, and so naturally when I saw that red orb on Wednesday evening the first thing I thought about was Ramon. I predicted in the past that when I got busy, suddenly we would find that Ramon would get lucky. Ramon is stubborn and all it would take would be for some flying space devil to show up, and presto, Ramon would run off with that devil. Ramon will work with whatever shows up. He is reckless and very stubborn.

What will that badly behaved prophet do next? I remember saying to people that if they didn't want me as a prophet, well then perhaps God would send them that Ramon Watkins, and now that I am puzzling over the meaning of that red orb I saw, I can't help but wonder if that is not what is about to happen here. It is possible that is going to punish ‘modern ministers', the type who went to university, and having become so wise in the ways of the world, just will not listen to me when I tell them that I saw a glowing red orb on Wednesday and now I am worried about what that Ramon Watkins might do next. It is also possible that God is going to punish Black American church ministers, because they are very conservative, and so probably don't care much for a thing like me, and so therefore they can try to stop that Ramon Watkins from corrupting the black Americans with those weird sounding doctrines of that ‘Black Israelite religion'. The difficult question that Black ministers must address concerns ‘authority', for Ramon's modus operandi will be to call for an orb, and then some flying space devil will send an orb to wow some mob, and then Ramon will become an authoritarian. Now religions only hang fire where there is psychological resonance, and somehow I cannot see how those strange doctrines preached by Ramon Watkins could ever achieve resonance, even if he was helped out by a flying space devil. Surprise me I would suppose. It would seem to me that the glory of God is impossible to miss, being incomparable and impossible to duplicate, while there is very little glorious about that Black Israelite religion, and very little reason to assume that Ramon Watkins was an authoritarian. However we also know that Black Ministers do not achieve resonance, for we all know how those kids in those slums and ghettos behave, and how they tear down some portrait of some Black Minister and replace it with a picture of Malcolm X. Therefore we can see that the solution is not for Black Ministers to appeal to some authority in the hopes that their authority will trump Ramon's authority, but the solution will have to found somewhere else, for the authority upon which Black ministers rely (some guy named Paul who wrote letters) is no authority at all, but is only an authority because Black ministers say he is an authority, and that just isn't good enough.