The Virgin Mary

I have been monitoring the activities of the ultra catholics, the very reactionary and conservative clique that has bullied there way into taking over the lead in that entire church in the decades following those modest reforms of Vatican II. They have been claiming to lead the way into what they call ‘the new springtime of the church'. As everyone knows it's late fall in that church as the leaves brown and curl and drop from the tree, and apparently the ultra catholic strategy is to skip the bone chilling cold of dead winter and just hop directly to spring.

The reign of the reactionary ultra catholics has been destroying the church, and so now those ruinous ultra catholics need to pull an iron out of a blazing destructive fire, as that church continues to burn down around their ears, as those alleged fire fighters go around the place spilling gasoline and tossing matches (the idea being to burn up any trace of anything not very catholic, with the result being the burning down of that entire church). Now they must become firefighters, and so I have noticed that they are moving in the direction of calling out for help from that greatest fire fighter of them all, Satan the Devil. If those ultra catholics are going to rid themselves of the scandal of having burned down a church during their alleged repair job, they will need great signs and wonders, and now that the day of the small beginnings has come, and the Power of the Living Resurrection is being made manifest in the world, those ultra catholics might suddenly find that their agenda has come into agreement with the agenda of that Satan the Devil.

We know that Satan always is forced to pull out the short straw when it comes to signs and wonders, for the authentic sign of God is always impossible to duplicate as well as being instantly recognizable as the work of the finger of God. Therefore devils must make do with counterfeit signs, such as appearing as some supernatural black guy in a UFO flying over some slum, or appearing as our Lady of Guadalupe, the Virgin Mary, perhaps hovering protectively over some ultra catholic church in Detroit or Madrid, just depending on where the fire hose is required next.

We know that apparitions of the Virgin Mary are counterfeit signs that are the work of that Satan the Outer Space Devil, because such signs are so damnable miserly and miserable. The Virgin Mary has never been known for her boundless generosity, and the same can be said of that Satan the Devil, for Satan is canning and preserving pickles on a daily basis, leaving those pickles to have a really good soak in that devilish marinade, and that recipe for brine is light sensitive, thus requiring those pickles to be allowed to steep in a very cold dark place. For this reasons those apparitions of Mary have always been such notoriously miserly signs and wonders, and for this reason we never see Mary lighting up worlds in blazes of glory, but rather both Mary and all the other saints have always behaved like such miserable miserly scrooges when it comes to signs and wonders.

Something like that could only be expected to change when, due to circumstances outside the control of a devil, suddenly the lights were being turned on around the planet, thus causing all those special jars of marinating pickles to be ruined. It is only at this time that we should expect, filled with spectacular grace and always so very protective of the ultra catholic church, to suddenly become selfless and start shocking the world with uncharacteristic displays of boundless generosity. After all, those devils can always go back to making more of those pickles later, once they manage to shut the lights off over the planet once again, so, therefore, first things first.

It is therefore required that devils ruin their own jars of pickles, by becoming angels of light, such as some black guy in a flying saucer or our glorious virgin of Guadalajara, in the hopes of inciting yet again that dogmatic religious mania and all the ruthless cruel oppression that always comes pouring out from such a ruinous social mania. They don't even need a majority, for as you can see in backwards and oppressive Islamic systems, all those devils are a small murderously fanatical hit squad which can then be used to crush and grind the rest of humanity, for such crazed religious maniacs are always found to be willing to terrorize the planet with the fear of death due to their willingness to murder and crush and do all sorts of other good deeds for the one true faith as their contribution to the divine plan of their gods.

We know that apparitions of the Virgin Mary are works of the devil for such apparitions lack the authenticity of a true sign from God, and instead are always found to be controversial. One must always ask, ‘is it God or is it Satan the Devil.' The very fact that such a question must be asked is the evidence that it was the devil the whole time, and that this was a counterfeit wonder. It would be far beneath the magnificent glory of God Almighty, the greatly superior, the magnificent, to be found embroiled in paltry feuds owing to the lack lustre nature of God's chosen sign or wonder, nor would God the Glorious want to be mired and bogged down for years in some endless feud to attempt to get ‘nonbelievers' to finally accept the authenticity of some miserable excuse for a sign that could just as well have been performed by Satan. Therefore we know that since it is very easy for Satan to slap on a wig and a dress and become the Mother of God, it then follows that everytime such a counterfeit sign appears it was always in every case Satan the Devil. There is no need for that miserable controversy. God is far above such idiotic petty quarrels. That sign of the Virgin Mary was Satanic.

The only reason why people are susceptible to such miserable frauds is because they lack even the most elementary understanding of the depths and heights of God's incomparable majesty and glory, and so it just never occurs to them that God would never be involved in some miserable feud over some so called sign or wonder. This godless mindset is the product of thousands of years of exile and the consequent experience of thousands of years of godforsaken religion. This leads one to then begin asking questions about the exact list of the ingredients being used in the devilish brine that those devils were using to marinate all those pickles they were canning. It can also be seen that devils make pickles not just because that was their hobby, but rather that there is a very good reason why devils always found canning pickles during their off hours, when they are not required to roll the risky dice by appearing as angels of light. This godless mind establishes the conditions that must be present if devils are to aggressively take the initiative and take control of the agenda, filling the world with that blazing light themselves, since the lights will be coming on all around those devils in any case, so that it becomes in the best interests of devils to ruin their own pickles by turning on the lights.

As it was written, ‘the people who lived in darkness have seen a great light...upon those who lived in a land as dark as death itself, a light has dawned.' Unfortunately for them, it was a devil masquerading as a light bulb, and people are then deceived by devils for no other reason than that they are so ignorant concerning the true majesty and incomparable glory of God, such that just about any miserable excuse will suffice as a great sign and a wonder. It also helps if those devils keep the place pitch dark for at least two thousand years, for then even the glow of one small lightbulb seems so incredible, so exceptional, that once again it seems like a ‘great light', simply because it was any kind of light at all. Even the smallest and most miserable light seems awesome to people who have lived in a land kept as dark as death just so that devils could shine some 40 Watt light bulb on them later, and call that miserable thing the glow of the sun.

We can also see that these people have a godless mindset, created by those devils and their pickling operation, when we consider the mind of that Roman Catholic ultra Pope. Now let us make the assumption here that this Pope is not a devil himself, and that despite superficial outward appearances, he does not actually possess the horns, the fangs, and the long pointed tail. The Pope was a human being, and this meant that all his apparently evil works being done in the service of Satan the Devil were being done for a reason, with the true motivating force lying behind the evil looking behavior of that Pope being the godlessness of his mind (the mind of a Pope being no different than any other mind on the planet, being just a human mind, and thus subject to the same marinade being used in that pickling sauce employed by devils for just such a purpose).

We know that the Pope has the godless mind because the Pope thinks that apparitions of the Virgin Mary are divine signs and wonders. Apparently it doesn't take much to impress the mind of a Pope, and even some controversial miserable wonder will do (was it God or was it Satan the Devil?)

We know that a Pope has a godless mind because the Pope will lead the move towards the ‘great springtime of the church' by employing ‘faith and reason'. You see this Pope is an intellectual and he is also a student of history. Now we know that religion can spread like wildfire at certain times in history, therefore, it just logically follows that if some Pope becomes an expert on the first four centuries of the church, and memorizes all the verbal argumentation used to such good effect in those days, and then mimics the same types of faith and reasoning today, the results would be the same. Therefore the Pope must become a very misunderstood intellectual reactionary, for he imitates what works, and what he knows works, because that some verbal blabbery so obviously worked before, as you can tell by studying that blabbery and how it caused the first great springtime of the church, and would do so again if given the right chances.

This idea that this Pope has concerning the planet changing powers of the verbal blabbery known as ‘faith and reason' is proof positive that the mind of this Pope is stultified and godless. The Pope knows nothing about that social mania caused by the radiance of a sudden burst of brilliant light, which is the true motivating power behind that explosive spread of these religions. And sure, it is true that once that as that induced mania spreads like wildfire, you can hear people blabbering and blabbering and they just never do shut up, just blabbering away all the time, sometimes taking centuries for that remarkable human social mania to calm down enough that people finally shut up. However only someone godless in their minds, and knowing nothing about the explosive force released by the glow of the radiant light, would assume that we could somehow blabber and chatter our way into springtime, as though somehow the empty human blabber was the powerful force behind such explosive social convulsions.

Now while we are the topic of ‘explosive social convulsions', we can see here a notable contradiction in the mind of this Pope, for this Pope is a worried social reactionary, and since we don't want any of those damnable human convulsions and the ruinous mad hatter consequences, that Pope is going to not like someone like me. You see I am a boat rocker, but I am not worried, for I know that I can walk on water. They call that Pope ‘Peter', and I would suppose that would be as good a name as any, for that character would sink like a stone, thus explaining the worries in that godless Pope mind. I don't worry about anything at all, understanding the Majestic Glory of God as I do, while to a Pope the ‘Majestic Glory of God' is an abstracted intellectual concept, useful, perhaps, to be included in some blabbery, while being not much good for anything else should their be any of those dreadful convulsions, at which time people don't pay proper attention to reasoning like they would in more normal, and thus much much safer times.