Elijah

It has occurred to me that in some ways I am like ‘Elijah'. With this thought in mind I thought that I would take this opportunity to invite any so-called prophets and any alleged seers that you people might have to meet me on the slopes of Mount Carmel, where I will be seen calling down fire from heaven.

Just to make this more like a true Elijah event, and to demonstrate that I am good sport, I will even agree to work with a handicap, and so therefore, at this time, I would like to invite all those who care to do so to form a great bucket brigade, and begin the process of dousing my whole offerings sacrifice, by dumping upon it bucket after bucket of cold water.