Sunday August 16th, 2009
The image above comes from the Accuweather website, and shows what looks like it could be the beginnings of rolling bowling balls heading towards the American Deep South.
Now it could be that I am being premature and jumping the gun here. I do understand that the purpose of lighting a lamp and then leaving it to be hidden under a basket is to ruin basket weavers. It could be that the craft of basket weaving must be left to become more discreditable, and that not enough baskets have been woven and a lamp has not been placed and then covered over with a basket by such basket weavers and then left to sit for a long enough time. If lamps must be covered with baskets for a longer time, then I am premature. I don't know for sure.
If I am premature then call me a prophet, and we'll check on the progress of that craft of basket weaving next year. I do know God, and I do know that God will not gently irradiate a radiation resistant tumor, but rather what we must expect is that God will bring out the sieve of destruction and the first nation to be run through that sieve will be the strongest of them all, the United States of America, and the first people to be getting trapped in that sieve of destruction will be the Southern Redneck types. The purpose here is to demonstrate first, that there is in fact a sieve of destruction and therefore not everyone on the planet will be sticking around. Humanity has no understanding of the concept of the unimpeachable sovereignty of the divine majesty of God, and therefore we know that such a recalcitrant personality type needs to learn what that means, especially after thousands of years of allowing humanity to grow like a weed in an abandoned garden with no gardener on the job. It is this experience of godforsaken existence which then gives rise to this ignorance concerning the meaning of the term ‘God Almighty', for during this period of time about the only almighty anyone ever knew was Satan Almighty, while it would appear that God was some hapless washed up old fart, or nonexistent, take your pick.
Now let us assume that enough time has passed, and the basket placed over God's lampstand has had enough time to kindle the full furies of God's wrath, while the challenge being made to God's unassailable sovereignty has become an intolerable offence. This would mean that this year was the day of the vengeance of my God, and that we would then see the sieve of destruction whipped out and used on some country for the very first time, as God proceeded to roll those bowling balls over the American Deep South, and in keeping with a destruction which truly was ‘an Act of God', completely destroyed the place (a few flooded basements would never do).
Now nothing gets a slow moving foot dragging devil up to a full speed trot quicker than the crack of a cat o' nine tails whip over the arse end of that recalcitrant devil. Given that there is no such thing as a surrendering devil and given that devil's do not possess, nor will they ever consider acquiring a white flag, we can then expect devils to slam down the gas pedal, and attempt to perform another one of their quick lobotomies on the human race, in the hope that those devils can go back to making those pickled brains for perhaps another two thousand years.
Therefore we should expect that given that God was going to forcefully remove the basket placed over a lampstand, if a recalcitrant devil was to have a hope in hell of ever pulling off that demonic strategy of becoming an angel of light just long enough to perform a lobotomy and shut the light back down, then now was the time for devils to shock the world by becoming devils who turn on lights, rather than devils who do everything possible to keep the lights turned off or at the very least slammed down underneath covering baskets.
Therefore we can see that when the Deep South is destroyed it will be time for the new Moses of the Black Israelites of America to lead those Black Israelites out of their bondage in some Egyptian slum, as those devious devils attempt to use that act of God to peddle that religion they have cooked up and which they plan to use to perform a lobotomy upon the human race.
To do so those devils have come up with a strategy so simple minded that even the very worst fourth rate devil could pull it off, without anyone worrying that such an incompetent low grade devil might somehow screw up the whole plan. The sign and the wonder of those devils is nothing more than the strategy of the drive by devilling and involves nothing more than having some flying space devil fly by overhead, which is something even their worst devils could do. What gives this oversimplified strategy its great power is the fact that those devils have maintained a regime of total darkness, such that even the dim light of some forty watt devil is enough to bedazzle the brains of those who been forced by devils to live in a land as dark as death itself, as a form of demonic insurance against the day when some low grade forty watt devil might once again need to masquerade as an angel of light.
"Humanity is a stupid people, and they don't know me, says YAHWEH of Hosts."
The truth of this statement would be abundantly demonstrated when even some fourth rate worst devil, who had been taught at least enough to know how to turn a steering wheel and step down on an accelerator, then proceeded to successfully drive-by bedevil some bedazzled mob of slack jawed gawkers down below.
What therefore is a Black American Church to do? Now you might be thinking to yourself that you can cut off the head, by arresting the Black Israelite prophets, but it is already to late for that. Those devils are one step ahead of the game, as you can see when you consider that phenomenon known as devil calling school, where people are taken in for training in the lost art of calling down devils. What this training consists of is lectures on the weird sounding doctrines of that cooked up Black Israelite religion, after which people are then trained to call down devils in the name of ‘Yahweh', some black guy driving a UFO, and the true creator of the universe. When they do that, then a devil obliges by doing one of those drive-by bedevllings. Using this tactic, the Black Israelite religion has now become like the hydra, with many heads, and it is no longer possible to chop of one head, and expect to get anywhere. And, as you know, when dealing with a hydra, for each head you lop off, the thing then grows many more new heads, and so it would appear that those devils have prepared well in advance and now have heads popping up all over the place, calling down devils in broad daylight, with devils then blessing that effort at spreading the ‘one true faith' by doling out those simple minded drive-by bedevillings.
There really is only thing that a Black American church can do when confronted with the terrifying and seemingly unstoppable force of the drive-by devil. You must find for yourself a quadrillion watt lamp so that you can outshine that dismal forty watt devil. As it was written,
"Arise and shine, for your light has come, for although thick darkness blankets the nations, over you the light of YAHWEH will rise. Nations will begin to stream towards your glow while even kings will be drawn to your radiance."
For this purpose you will require a lamp with a wattage rating at least equivalent to that of seven suns rolled into one. Now I know how conservative, and thus deeply offended, you Black American churches must be, and so therefore I understand that this prophecy is for a later date, for not only devils need a whipping. However I wanted to spell out the proper solution for you, should you find yourself being taken to the cleaners by some forty watt drive-by devil.