What do you do with a creature who belongs in Eden, living a carefree life of joyous fun, and then that sorry creature suddenly finds out that it is not in Eden anymore, but rather is in this place instead, and suddenly a new moral concept gets introduced which is alien to that creatures basic nature. Now the basic nature of that creature, to be an indolent fun loving carefree thing living in Eden, is not in and of itself evil, however such a worthless creature can cause nothing but trouble to Yahweh, being so useless and irresponsible by nature.
I just mention this because for the first time in my entire life I just got bawled out by Yahweh because I wanted to masturbate, which I am not doing now, as you can tell. Instead I am writing this. It is around 2:30 PM in the afternoon in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan and once again one of those really weird sounding loud divine interventions of Yahweh has taken place and once again the whole town must have heard it, and everyone who heard it would have known that it was once again God (although the ignorant way the world is now, it is more than likely the case that everyone thinks it is the Christian God, and that is something that just has to change somehow. Unfortunately I find that people just don't listen to me, but that never stopped me before.
Now a certain line of prophecy delivered by prophets in the early church stated that there would be clear signs in the skies above and on the earth below, which would herald the genuine coming of Yeshua and the return of Yahweh to the earth. If there is anyone in the world who just can't wait for a chance to have a divine experience, and if those things have just been happening in Saskatoon because I live here, and have not been happening anywhere else yet, well if you can find your way here in a big hurry and you are willing to be patient, you will certainly hear from Yahweh, loud and clear, unmistakable and impossible to miss. (You can tell by the looks on people's faces that they know exactly who that was - unfortunately they think it was the christian god with the composite jesus christ savior, and that is why that look on their faces is always one of the greatest horror and disgust and rebellion.)
Now I can imagine how terrified some people in Saskatoon must be by the sound of Yahweh's voice, but I know how to grab a surf board and just surf through that divine experience, although, to tell the truth, once you get used to a certain level of experience, you begin to make adjustments, and you no longer need the board. (If you like to surf, then that means you will always have to be looking for bigger waves, now doesn't it, but then I am sure that all surfers already know that...)
Now as I said, I am a good surfer, in this divine experience, probably the single best surfer on the planet without a doubt, since I know I could surf through anything that is likely to happen. In also know about the weird mind controlling power of those apples. When you are just beginning a divine encounter, and when your mind is at its very weakest and the most open to suggestion, if someone can plant an idea into your head, such as happened to me, then that idea will almost stick like glue until the day you drop dead, unless you are like me, just this rebellious, in which case you might, just might, break free and become fully human again, not to mention fully rational. For example, if Paul was told even once to stop masturbating, that would explain a lot. When such a creature, such as Paul, who did not know how to grab a surf board, and instead was mortally terrified, gets told even once something like that well suddenly the ‘castration' option becomes wedged into a person's head with a terrified power that, strange as it may sound, can even confound a God when it comes to straightening a person out once and for all. Everyday you live without a Covenant with Yahweh, or in my case, without a big God sized hug and a reminder of what a Covenant with Yahweh means, well each day you live in terror, is a day you live in the same general weirdness, excess and extremes, wild even ruthless ravings, dark pessimistic broodings, and all sorts of other bizarre things you can read about churches doing and churches thinking in the documents of the church. If you want to be normal you must go beyond terror, you must confront terror, and you really do need the biggest hug in the world from Yahweh, the God our culture never ever knew, simply because even Paul among those early churches were to terrorized by the divine encounter to really ever be able to know Yahweh.
Now the fears stirred up the divine encounter are so powerful that they makes people act in crazed and as you can tell by reading documents like Romans, people even begin to get dogmatically stubborn about certain so called ‘safe' dogmas. You really do need the safety of dogma to help quell those trembling terrors, unless you learn to surf, and just forget about the unpleasant fact that you are mortally terrified, snap to your senses, and start surfing. Like I said, the thrill of that easier surfing will wear off pretty quick, and soon enough you will be able to chat with Yahweh just the way, say, a Father or Mother would chat with a Son. Which is as it should be. Look those people, like Paul and those other early churches, who went on about ‘Our Glorious Lord Jesus Christ' and used other distant, remote authoritarian language, theologies and symbols used these symbols because they were not surfers, they were afraid, and so they kept their distance from their Sovereign Lord and Master. They never really knew Yeshua, although, as Paul said, they were constantly being astonished by what they called his grace shown to all their sinful ways.
Now the unfortunate thing is that their ‘sinful ways' were only sinful because they considered them to be sinful. That they received grace for such wicked sins as the ones they were always being ‘tempted' to do is no big surprise, because there really wasn't much that they needed to get grace from on the part of Yeshua, but they did not know Yeshua, they knew the Lord Jesus Christ, and from him they would need a constant supply of grace. Fortunately for them it turned out to be the case that their Lord Jesus Christ was actually Yeshua, and so getting grace from him was really no big problem.
Now here is a good question. Out of all the tens of thousands of times I have masturbated in my life, and all those movies I had watched, why would it be the case that today, for the first time in my life, I got bawled out because I wanted to masturbate. Well its because something enormous is about to happen, and so it is time for me to start thinking enormous (for example, right now, I am thinking about the WORLD'S BIGGEST HORSE WHIP so big in fact that the sound of it is a THUNDERING WHIP CRACK. On the one hand, I think all those tormented, faithless good people out there, you know, who more than likely despised the day of small beginnings, like they always do, well, on the one hand I think they will be mortally terrorized when they see me cracking such HUGE HORSEWHIP, but really, I think it should prove to be the case that probably no more sado-masochistic a group of people probably never has existed, after going through the kind of hell they went through in this place, and so I am confident that it will prove to be the case that we will never see a group of people so enjoy a REAL GOOD WHIPPING....