INDEX

The Campaign to Impeach George W. Bush
Click here for more information





THE 'HISTORICAL' CHRONICLES

The ‘historical' Chronicles of the Bible.
On the infallible inerrancy of scripture.
Sola scriptura?
Historical revisionism in the Bible

The conflicting history of Kings and Chronicles


      The Bible book of Chronicles was written specifically for the purpose of disagreeing with the portrayal of history, doctrine and the interpretation of events in other narratives. The Chronicles consist of edited versions of events recorded in other books. There are two ‘historical' books that share many features in common, the books of Kings and Chronicles. The books are similar in style and cover much of the same ground. The significance of Chronicles is found in the numerous deletions as well as the consistent pattern of divergence from earlier ‘historical fact' that are found in earlier books. It has been traditional to blame these differences on a slip of the pen and copyist error, but this explanation proves to be inadequate upon examination. Because it is impossible to determine just which account was historical fact and which was political propaganda or polemic these manuscripts disprove the doctrine of the infallible inerrancy of scripture. It is impossible to establish history using the simple principle of sola scriptura (which means only scripture). The Bible is not inerrant, but is contradictory, and proves to be complex and not simple.

      There is a consistent pattern of minor changes in seemingly inconsequential details found throughout the books of Chronicles. If someone was said to own three horses, in the Chronicles this would be changed to read that they owned five. It has become customary to insist that such divergence can be considered ‘copyist errors'. However the pattern is so consistent that when one considers the overall revisions present in the book it suggests that such changes were deliberate. As well one must wonder how a book full of ‘copyist errors' can be held to be ‘inerrant'. (But I digress.)

      In the following example, ‘copyist error', so often held to blame when numbers are inconsistent, was also responsible for changing calvary into infantry. We are told that David killed 700 Aramaeans in chariots and forty thousand horsemen, mortally wounding Shophach. (2 Samuel Chapter 10 verse 18) In 1 Chronicles Chapter 19 verse 18 the edited version states that David killed 7,000 Aramaeans in chariots and forty thousand infantry men, killing Shophach.

In the book of Samuel we are told that Jesse had eight sons.

"And Jesse made seven of his sons pass before Samuel. And Samuel said to Jesse, "YAHWEH has not chosen these." And Samuel said to Jesse, "Are all your sons here?" And he said, "There remains yet the youngest, but behold, he is keeping the sheep."" (1 Samuel Chapter 16 verse 10)

"Now David was the son of an Ephrathite of Bethlehem in Judah, named Jesse, who had eight sons." (1 Samuel Chapter 17 verse 12)

      As was his habit, as you shall see, the Chronicler sees fit to ‘correct' the author of Samuel on this matter. Jesse, we are told, had seven sons.

"Jesse was the father of Eliab his first-born, Abinadab the second, Shimea the third, Nethanel the fourth, Raddai the fifth, Ozem the sixth, David the seventh." (1 Chronicles Chapter 2 verse 13)

      The Chronicler was also inclined to fix up certain stories which had obviously been 'incorrectly' told in the earlier manuscripts. In the book of Samuel we are told that Saul inquired of God, but did not receive an answer. In the Chronicles Saul died for his unfaithfulness in not consulting God. The fault lay not with God, for not answering, but rather will Saul for not asking. These are minor theological 'corrections' that the Chronicler so often makes to the earlier versions of stories.

"And when Saul inquired of YAHWEH, YAHWEH did not answer him, either by dreams, or by Urim, or by prophets." 1 Samuel 28:6 (1 Samuel Chapter 28 verse 6) (1 Samuel Chapter 28 verse 6)

"So Saul died for his unfaithfulness; he was unfaithful to YAHWEH ... and did not seek guidance from YAHWEH. Therefore YAHWEH killed him." (1 Chronicles Chapter 10 verse 13)

      It would seem that the author of the Samuel accounts could not keep his facts and figures straight, and delivered erroneous results of the census, requiring, once again, editorial revision. In 2 Samuel Chapter 24 verse 9 the result of the census was Israel 800,000 and Judah 500,000. In 1 Chronicles Chapter 21 this is ‘corrected' to read Israel 1,100,000 and Judah 470,000. The Samuel account also kept faulty books. According to 2 Samuel Chapter 24 verse 24 David paid 50 shekels of silver for the plot of land on which the temple was to be built. In 1 Chronicles Chapter 21 verse 22 this is ‘corrected' to read 600 shekels of gold. The reasoning behind this constant readjusting of figures is difficult to know for certain. Did the author consider his sources superior?

      In the book of 1 Kings Chapter 4 verse 26 we are told that Solomon had 40,000 horses. 2 Chronicles Chapter 9 verse 25 states that he had 4,000 horses. Solomon had 3,300 foremen according to 1 Kings Chapter 5 verse 16 , and 3,600 according to 2 Chronicles Chapter 2 verse 2 . The two pillars were 18 cubits high as described in 1 Kings Chapter 7 verse 15 . This was of course wrong. According to 2 Chronicles Chapter 3 verse 15 they were 35 cubits high. Solomon's molten sea held 16,000 gallons (1 Kings Chapter 7 verse 26) or 24,000 gallons (2 Chronicles Chapter 4 verse 5) . And either 420 talents of gold were brought from Ophir for use in the temple construction (1 Kings Chapter 9 verse 28) or 450 talents (2 Chronicles Chapter 8 verse 18) . Solomon had 550 overseers (1 Kings Chapter 9 verse 23) or only 250 (2 Chronicles Chapter 8 verse 10) . When he began to reign Jehoiakim was either 18 and reigned 3 months after which time his uncle took the throne (2 Kings Chapter 24 verse 8) or 8 and reigned 3 months and 10 days and then his brother began to rule (2 Chronicles Chapter 36 verse 9) . Ahaziah was either 22 when he came to the throne (2 Kings Chapter 8 verse 26) or 42 (2 Chronicles Chapter 22 verse 2) .

      Baasha died in the 26th year of Asa's reign. (I Kings Chapter 16 verse 6) Baasha fortified the city of Ramah in the 36th year of Asa's reign. (2 Chronicles Chapter 16 verse 1) Baasha died in the 36th year of Asa's reign. (2 Chronicles Chapter 16 verse 1) Asa did not remove the high places (1 Kings Chapter 15 verse 14) Asa removed the high place shrines. (2 Chronicles Chapter 14 verse 2) The Kingdom was at peace under Asa (because he knocked down the high place shrines). (2 Chronicles Chapter 14 verse 5) There was war between Asa and Baasha all throughout their reigns (because he did not knock down the high places). (1 Kings Chapter 15 verse 16)

      It would seem to be customary for the chronicler to disagree with the presentation of certain kings as it is given in the books of Kings. Jehoshaphat did not remove the high places. (1 Kings Chapter 22 verse 42) Jehoshaphat removed the high place shrines. (2 Chronicles Chapter 17 verse 5) Now it is obvious that either he did remove them or he didn't, but you'll never find out one way or the other by consulting the Bible. Only one of these mutually exclusive accounts can be true, and the other was probably a piece of political propaganda.

      Now it might be a little easier to understand the chronicler's penchant for correcting everything and everybody under the sun when we keep in mind how convoluted and contradictory the manuscripts of the Bible really are. For example consider the following mind bender from the books of Kings. Jehoram, the son of Ahab, began his reign in the second year of the reign of Jehoram, son of Jehosophat. (2 Kings Chapter 1 verse 17) Jehoram son of Jehosophat began his reign in the fifth year of Jehoram, son of Ahab. (2 Kings Chapter 8 verse 16) And if you can get your mind around that mobius, you might also be able to straighten out the following. Omri became king in the 31st year of Asa's reign and he reigned 12 years. (1 Kings Chapter 16 verse 23) When Omri died his son Ahab came to the throne and this was in the 38th year of Asa's reign. (This means that Omri could have only reigned 7 years, not 12 as stated.)

      The chronicler was not blind to the confused and convoluted state of affairs found in the earlier Biblical manuscripts. Chronicles was one of the last books written, and probably was an attempt by the priests to set things straight. This is not to suggest that the version of events in Chronicles is thus 'correct' for the Chronicler wrote about events that were even further removed from his own time than in the original manuscripts he worked from. The Chronicler had an agenda as well, upgrading this king and downgrading another, as just one example, and this has to be kept in mind when reading his work.

      And, by the way, sorting all this out is very important if one wishes to use the Bible to determine the exact age of the earth, something that was obviously important to the priestly chronicler, as a large part of the opening of the first book is devoted to sorting out the confused genealogies of earlier works, important if you want to get the age of the earth nailed down (around six thousand years, give or take) since it is allegedly by ‘decoding' all the genealogies and the lengths of reigns of this, that or the other king that one can trace back through the Bible to the origins of the planet. In the end, scholars have come up with multiple historical schema based on these documents, which should not surprise anyone, since the Bible makes nothing crystal clear itself, and none of these schema have unanimous support.

      In the book of 2 Kings Chapter 9 verse 27 , we are told that Jehu shot Ahaziah with an arrow near Ibleam, and that Ahaziah escaped to Meggido, where he died In 2 Chronicles Chapter 22 verse 9 we are told that Ahaziah was captured in Samaria, where he had been hiding out. He was then brought to Jehu who had him put to death. The Kings of Syria and Israel failed to conquer Ahaz, according to 2 Kings Chapter 16 verse 5 , and, of course, according to 2 Chronicles Chapter 28 verse 5 , they did conquer Ahaz. (I guess we will never know for sure.) If one wishes to attribute all these differences and inconsistencies to ‘a slip of the pen' then one can only assume that the chronicler was an extremely inept and sloppy printer.

      God was moved to anger with Israel and so inspired David to take a census. (2 Samuel Chapter 24 verse 13) It was Satan who inspired David to take the census (the change was obviously made for ‘theological' reasons). (1 Chronicles Chapter 21 verse 1) As punishment for the census and its aftermath, David is given the choice of running from his enemies for three months, or 7 years of famine (2 Samuel Chapter 24 verse 13) or was it 3 years of famine (1 Chronicles Chapter 21 verse 11) .

      The chronicler did not hesitate to correct other biblical authors as well. The father of Zerubbabel was either Shealtiel (Ezra Chapter 3 verse 2) or Pedaiah (2 Chronicles Chapter 3 verse 19) . Josiah was followed on the throne by either Shallum (Jeremiah Chapter 22 verse 11) or Jehoahaz (2 Chronicles Chapter 36 verse 1) .

      The chronicler was not fool proof. The mother of Abijah was either Maachah, Absalom's daughter (2 Chronicles Chapter 9 verse 20) or Michaiah the daughter of Uriel (2 Chronicles Chapter 13 Verse 2) . But then, as the saying goes, no one is perfect.

      The above catalogue of historical inconsistencies is by no means complete, but even what you find here should be enough to keep those who attempt to harmonize the Bible busy for a considerable time. That the Bible does not contain pure ‘historical' documents should be self evident, since so many of the conflicts in its pages are polemical. No amount of archeology can be expected to demonstrate the ‘historical accuracy' of Biblical narratives, because they simply are not historical. When an archeological find mentions a person or place in the Bible, but gives a variant version of events, we recognize that we are reading political propaganda and polemic, and it is common to dismiss the variant. However it should be evident that the Bible itself is no different in this respect from other writings common to its time.

The Campaign to Impeach George W. Bush
Click here for more information



For summary of what I believe and why I believe it, visit my Site Summary page...

RELATED ESSAYS

The Bible as history. Political polemic and allegory in the Bible.

The history of King Joram. Theological polemic as history

Samuel, David, and Goliath. Contradictory sources in the history books

Contradictory history in the book of Joshua

Genocide and resurrection in the Bible.

Unreliable history in the Bible

Historical contradictions in the story of Balaam


PREVIOUS PAGE - Unreliable history in the Bible

INDEX... (text)       HOME

NEXT PAGE - Did Moses write the Torah?

EMAIL





A Unified Field Theory

failed_gravity_theory.gif - 10361 Bytes



The Unified Field Theory
is also available as a zip file ->
unified.zip

Introduction :The Pioneer Effect and the New Physics. A brief description of the new physics required to explain the 'Pioneer Effect', which is the constant deceleration of space craft as they fly through space.







Principles of Evolution: A Study in the Evolution of Bedbugs



A couple of years ago my bedroom was invaded by bedbugs. There were two variant genetic lines. One type of bedbug was an enlongated, thin, tubular insect, and the second genetic line was a flat, perfectly circular insect. The result of the cross breeding of these two genetically distinct variants was the production of a bedbug with charcteristics of both, an enlongated, flat bedbug with a central bulge (such that the shape of the bedbug was somewhere between 'long' and 'circular'). The long skinny bedbugs were such strange and unfamiliar looking insects that at first I did not recognize them as being bedbugs, and considered them to be a seperate species of insect. However, as the photographs of bedbugs above indicate, enlongated and skinny bedbugs are not uncommon, and the photographs also show the variants that are produced by genetic combinations that result in an insect somewhere in between 'circular' and 'enlongated'.

Therefore it is my hypothesis that evolution occurs by means of the transfer of dominate genes, with the production of such dominant genes being the product of 'biological algorithms', a genetic software program that brings physical characteristics into harmony with behavior, such that when behavior changes, and a conflict then exists, this acts as a trigger and causes the release of dominant genes. The result is rapid evolution of species. The bedbug is a relatively new insect, not the product of millions of years of evolution but rather an insect that is evolving in real time. The newly emerging dominant form of the insect is the flat, round ciruclar insect, well adapted to living in human bedrooms (it is flat, rather than tubular, thus allowing it to hide in the smallest cracks, living a stealthy lifestyle, and it is round, which gives the insect a maximum storage capacity such that it must endanger itself only a few times a month by emerging to feed.

Other examples of rapid evolution include the development of long legs in an invasive species of toad in Australia. As the toads move into the mountainous regions of Australia, and their behvaior changes, making them 'climbing toads', over the course of just a couple of decades the toads in the highlands have grown long legs specially adapted to climbing. It is worth noting here that the toads are poisonous, and are a successful invasive species because they have no natural predators in Australia, and so it would not be the case that the toads with long legs were 'the fittest survivors', because all the toads are survivors, and therefore predation does not explain the rapid emergence and spread of such well adapted, long legged toads. Once again we see evidence for the existence of biological algorithms and the rapid spread of dominant genes through a population, which once introduced proceed to overwhelm the older genes which are being replaced (making toad long legged and a bed bug round and flat).


A Theological Experiment

My interest in pursuing the Unified Field Theory is spurred on by my need to discover the theoretical explanation of a new form of propulsion (as explained on this page: Why the Unified Field Theory?). The experiment involving the bedbugs came out of nowhere.

I also believe that it is possible to justify theological propositions using experimental methods. If a thing is an objective truth then it can be verified and proven true by means of experimentation. Such a theological proposition is of more value than a ‘divine revelation’, since such revelations depend upon nothing more than establishing authority figures which requires the creation of artificial hierarchies, for the only reason why I might be encouraged to believe an authority figure who orders me to believe unsubstantiated opinions is if I could somehow be convinced that this authority possessed a mind that was somehow superior to mine, and thus was fit to express opinions as though opinions were unquestionable facts and thus worthy of being elevated to the status of absolute dogma.

There is a self evident human inequality which is visibly apparent. Some people are ‘beautiful’ and thus are the true elite on this planet, and some people are not. It is this sexual inequality and the degeneration that follows upon beauty that is the true driving force behind all the evil that happens on earth. The need for ruthless oppression and the pursuit of wealth and the consequent creation of suffering and poverty which must follow upon this practice is for the purpose of creating an artificial alpha elite.

The true elites are the young and the beautiful. The artificial elite are the rich and the wealthy. The elite aging rich artificial alpha male has no good looks, for he is physically degenerate, but he will be found escorting beauty because he has a beautiful wallet. If he loses his wallet he will be found at home with all the other unattractive aged beta males sitting in a rocking chair watching reruns of Bonanza. No money, no sex. It is for this reason that the alpha males are found to be so ruthless and so violent in pursuit of their goal. The alpha male has fallen. The beta male has arisen and now the whole planet is full of ruinous destruction for it.

We see in religion a confused and contradictory reaction to this reality. On the one hand religion preaches a sexless heaven where castration and the clitorectomy create ‘pure spirits’. Muslims throw women under sacks. On the other hand religion supports hierarchy and is the prop of the elite alpha male. It is for this reason that religion is incoherent when it comes to speaking about sex.

Now we see this same principle at work in all of nature. Guppies dance and show off their colorful tails and the guppy who dances with the most colorful tail is the sexually successful guppy. Therefore it is the doctrine of the ruthless oppressor which teaches that the solution to human sexual violence is to be found in castration and the creation of pure ghosts. This would be equivalent to damning an aardvark for having the ‘sinful aardvark nature’ or prosecuting an anteater for the high crime of ‘ant genocide’.

Therefore it was my theological hypothesis that the correct solution to this problem is to give every guppy a beautiful colorful tail. I compare this solution to the classic religious solution which is to cut off every tail since having a tail is ‘sinful’. If having a tail is sinful then God must be sinful for no human being has any choice in deciding whether or not they would be born with a colorful tail, or whether they would not.

When I was young I was a beautiful guppy with a lovely tail. So everyone seemed to think. I am older now. My nose became very badly sunburned and destroyed. It seemed good to me to test my hypothesis by using these ‘biological algorithms’ to correct this problem. I healed half my nose as you can see by the line separating the still very dark patch on the side in the photograph below.





I documented my experiment on these pages. one two t hree four fi ve six


I have confirmed to my own satisfaction that my theological proposition is correct and that religious dogma is erroneous, being based as it was upon nothing more than ‘divine revelation’ which is just a form of opinionated speculation. For the time being I am not continuing this experiment, for I must wait until the weather on this planet improves, and the dark clouds of ruthless oppression break letting a little sun shine come through so that I can show the world the truth about God, by showing people how God goes about giving an old guppy back his beautiful colorful tail.


Until then I will have to sit on the sidelines, while all my scientific breakthroughs are deliberately ignored, while I wonder to myself what ever in the world could be wrong with the human race, because what this all will prove at the end of it all is that there definitely was something wrong with the people on this planet.