Can the Republicans solve the Great Depression?

Every revolution requires a sustained offensive, and so I guess I will just keep at it, by writing a column from time to time (with the initials BKH just to let any one know who might be interested in some comedy relief from time to time - right now I am not feeling to funny because of the Africa famine, but given how that is going to be the ruin of some people, even that could become funny given time)

Before I begin I would like to let everyone know, if you don't know already, that the Melbourne indymedia site where I posted my letter to the Iraq resistance requesting that they stop making those videos (last November 6th) has been knocked off line after my posting, and still is not back on line. This would be another one of those well timed coincidences that are a little to well timed to seem like a coincidence to me. Just wanted to pop the question, and draw some attention to this matter. In a previous posting I asked the following question...What is the difference between beating a WASPs nest, so that some WASPs will come out, which is what should happen if you beat a WASPs nest, and dressing up like a WASP yourself? Now we know that when someone beats a WASP nest, they must be looking for WASPs to come out. One common theme I have noticed on some progressive type websites is to scold King George for beating a WASPs nest, since apparently it is the opinion of some progressive analysts that King Geoge is a moron who stupidly beats the WASP nest causing a WASP problem, and then stupidly offers to fight a 'War against wasp strings' if some WASPs should come out of that WASP nest he was beating. As you would be able to discern, if the the Melbourne Indymedia site was online and you could read my letter to the Iraq resistance, the way to stop terrorism, is not to stop whoever it was who was beating the WASP nest, since it is evil oppression and the desperation it causes that results in what is then called terrorism. When people have no hope and they are desperate and their oppressor is ruthless and evil, then they wind up turning to that bad strategy of terrorism. The way to get them to stop doing that, as you could tell if you could read my letter on the Melbourne site, which you cannot right now, is that if you promise people you will take down the evil oppressor who was beating the WASP's nest, then they will stop terrorism and try a different strategy, provided that you offer them a different strategy to try. People need hope to fight a so called 'war on terrorism', real hope, not speeches about hope, but real hope.

Now we know that when someone beats a WASPs nest, unless they are really stupid, they must be looking for WASPs which means that they have a reason for beating that WASP's nest, which should then lead progressive analysts to be asking the question, 'why is King George beating a WASP's nest'. This would be better than these other foolish pieces that scold the King for being so stupid he was found beating a WASP's nest then offering to solve the problem with a can of bug spray, and fight a war against any WASP's that might come out of that WASP's nest he was so viciously beating. Now if we go further in our analysis that the progressive analysts and try to determine why King George would beat a WASP's nest giving him an excuse to fight a war against WASPs, which he obviously wants to do for some reason, well then we understand, after we see how King George trashes civil liberties because of those bad WASPs and that stinging problem, that it must be the case that King George wants to trash civil liberties. This would mean that King George is actually a totalitarian tyrant who wants fascism, which would require the trashing of civil liberties, which requires the King to thrash some WASP's nest to get some WASP's to come out. Now let us go further in our analysis than the progressive analysts have gone and ask ourselves why King George would want fascism. Now we know that fascism is the answer of capitalists in trouble, as you can tell by how well that saved them in certain countries during the Great Depression, and given all the parallels that exist between the Patriot Act and that other thing that Hitler brought in when he was fighting communist terrorists, you can see that there is a good possible that capitalists, those elite have mores who are the political base of King George, are being proactive this time, getting one step ahead of the game, and trying to bring in that Hitlerism thing before the Great Depression, thus keeping one step ahead of the revolutionaries they know they are going to be dealing with in the immediate and not to distant future. As well we know that Hitler told the German people that the only way to stop the communist terrorist problem was to attack the problem at its roots, the hive of the terrorists, fighting a war against terrorists, which meant attacking Russia. So you can understand how Hitler was able to talk the Germans into attacking Russia, since that was a war against terrorists as well, which would then explain why both King George and Hitler would be so fond of WASPs, since you cannot fight a war against WASPs if no WASPs are around to make war against, which would then help to explain why King George is always found beating a WASPs nest. So then the progressive analyst who assumes that the King is a moron just has not done enough analysis, since it would appear that the King knows exactly what he is doing, and thus does not require any more of those progressive analyses about the nature of a WASPs nest, the anatomy of a WASP, and so on, as though once being clued in King George might then stop beating that WASPs nest, bring to an end the war against WASPs.

But let us suppose that with the collapse of the ruined economy approaching quickly, and no WASPs showing up despite the most ferocious beating of that WASPs nest, and the King obviously so badly in need of some WASPs right about now, how much difference would there be between beating a WASPs nest, or just giving up on that plan that was working and switching to a new plan that would be guaranteed to work. It would therefore logically follow that we would expect to see King George dressed up like a WASP and stinging people himself, thus getting those all important WASP stings which are required if King George is to create the fascist dictatorship those friends of his, the elite have mores, require if they are to survive the coming Great Depression. They are wasting no time in Britain destroying everyone's civil rights, which is the whole point of being stung by WASPs, and the whole purpose behind someone beating a WASPs nest, while progressive analysts are once again analyzing how the whole problem was caused by Britain joining in to beat a WASPs nest, once again assuming that perhaps their leaders are idiots and require such lectures, while never going that extra step further in their analysis and asking why someone would want to take everyone's civil liberties. Why the great rush to fascism.

When you consider that you have both a revolutionary and a Great Depression arriving around the same time, you can understand I hope, just how desperately hard up those elite have mores would be right now, and why would find such a wonderfully timed WASP sting arriving in the hopes of ripping the tongue right out of a revolutionary mouth (perhaps one tongue at a time - Melbourne is down - who is going down next?). However that strategy just won't work, because they are forgetting the church. So I will just say to those elite have mores...beating a church granny is not the correct context in which you can expect fascist ideology to thrive and grow, and thus is a particularly bad idea. it isn't going to work. It just isn't going to work. And putting myself in your shows for a moment, I can't think of anything you might do from this forward that is nor riven with those same ruinous contradictions, and as far as I see it everything you do from now on will hurt you more than help you. But if you would like to provide the comedy relief for humanity by trying to survive, while pulling off your ruinous contradictions and then bringing laughter to humanity when the inevitable happens and you fail to do the impossible, that being a stupid idea in the first place (which is the comedy part) well in that case I invite you to go ahead and try to survive, even though I think it is becoming just as clear to you as it is to me that you cannot...and if its not yet clear to everyone else just how impossible your situation really is, well then, like I said, a little comedy relief should help to clear their minds.

Now if I was an elite have more, right about now my mind would be turning to the secret ingredient in that recipe of yours, your secret sauce you might say, which is terrorism. Yes, not only are you elite have mores the source of all the world's terrorism because of your brutal oppression and cruelty, which stirs up a wasps nest, from time to time, but you are also terrorists yourself. In fact, as we can tell from considering the lessons of the past few years, there are very few WASP problems in this world, very few WASPs ever having shown up after all, which would mean that you would be responsible for perhaps 99.99 per cent of the rest of the terrorism which takes place on this planet, something the poorest and weakest people on earth know very well, but which we still have to convince such people as the American people is the truth.

So right about now, you might be thinking that you aren't washed up, since you still have your secret sauce, and perhaps you can still inspire terror. But I have some secret sauce of my own. As you might have noticed, I am not afraid of you, which is all that it takes to destroy someone like you. If you are looking around, and I am sure you are, you might notice the smouldering rubble left in my wake, and if I made a mistake, and left anything standing, well it would be the case that I just didn't notice it yet, and I will finish off whatever you have left standing when I do notice it.

I am also doing some cooking of my own, and one of my recipes you might have noticed by is called Boiled Black Church. It turns out that Black Church is a dish best served boiled, but since there are already so many other cooks busy in the kitchen preparing that dish, there really isn't any reason for me to stick around and try to boil that church myself. But just to clear your mind, I put before you the following scenario...beating or gunning down those church grannies would expose you for what you are, thus being a bad idea, and leaving you with no secret sauce. Just to make matters even worse for you, those Boiled Black Churches will also be doing some cooking of their own. Here I am referring to all those White Churches, and I have noticed the first early signs that they are coming on board, and so you can see that we don't need a media system, which means that you lost that one as well. You just got a long streak of bad luck coming your way.

Now as for your secret sauce in the third world, I will just point out something to you that you may not be fully aware of yet, and that is that if worst comes to worst, I know a really good terrorist myself, so at the end of it all trying some more of that terrorism down there will prove to be a losing strategy as well.

For the time being I would like to send a message to the Bolivian Church, and here I am assuming that there must at least one liberation theology priest or nun still left alive in that place despite all your best attempts to slaughter such people. Now the way I see it, the Bolivians have only one problem standing in their way, and that is Ted Bundy, your hired hand in Bolivia and the rest of the third world. There are various ways to deal with Ted. One way is to have a violent revolution, and slaughter that Ted like a pig. However for the short term I would like to propose a different solution to that Ted problem. What that nun or priest should do is to take a photo of that big Wing over the Sahara on Earth Day, 2001, and perhaps some copies of those emails announcing that Big Wing over the Sahara two days before on the Friday, and then go find Ted, and sit down with Ted, and start talking to Ted. Explain to Ted that there still might be time to work something out. He picked the wrong side but there still might be time for him to change his ways, and maybe he might not have to go whereever it is that Ted just might have to go at the end of it all. This might work, thus allowing the Bolivians to bring in socialism and rise up out of the third world instead of being brutally held at gun point in the third world while being robbed blind by those elite have mores, who have hired Ted for that job. If that does not work, well I am not worried over the long term, because I know someone else who can talk to Ted, and believe me, that will work. So don't worry about anything anymore down there in Bolivia. And tell those Bolivian oligarchs that the jig is up and its over, one way or the other. But as I said if they don't get their asses moving in the right direction, at the end of it all I know someone who will get them moving in a hell of big hurry, but should that certain someone be interested in some comic relief between now and that day, I can wait, because I enjoy comedy relief.

Now as regards the Great Depression, last November I had what I called 'a sacred dream', which predicted the Tsunami in Asia and then there was this other part that I could not figure out. What happened was that a silver smelting plant exploded and sent a rain of lava coming down through the air, but instead of being white hot, it was alike a warm rain. So to finish interpreting that sacred dream I would like to teach all revolutionaries my new song. its called the 'don't worry its just a great depresson' song. This might sound counter-intuitive, but don't worry, be happy. Everything will be alright, you see, for you and me. We'll be just fine, just wait and you'll see. For it will not be like the last time, and of that I can assure you. It will also be the last time that happens, and you can be even more certain of that. So remember. Calling all revolutionaries. Sing a new song. Don't sing the 'terror terror great depression' song, but rather sing the don't worry, be happy song. Be very reassuring. Its just the ruinous end of those capitali sts, going down in a blaze of glory that will never be forgetten I might add. Don't worry. Be happy.

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