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A Warning for Washington

Ever since I was a kid, and I was snatched out of this place by YAHWEH God at Banff National Park, I have been waiting, for what I never really knew, for I only knew that I had to wait. Usually I don’t talk much about YAHWEH or Banff or much else, for the truth about the world is that the human race has just spent thousands of years locked in a dark cellar, this being the punishment meted out to humanity for having religion, since it turns out that religion really, really pisses YAHWEH off. Once people have been locked up in the cellar for that length of time the planet becomes full of intractable atheists, and there just isn’t much of a point in talking about such matters when everyone, including the supposedly religious people, are atheists, and so I just never bother, for there wasn’t much point, until now.

Now things are going to start to change, although really things should have started to change some time ago, what with that whole business about the faith healing of the nose and then that new theory evolution based upon those bedbugs, and then there were other things such as that big wing made out of clouds, and so on. These things did make somewhat of a difference in the world, for, as just one example, that Pope in Rome is attempting to sit on a brewing rebellion in that church of his, since apparently that Pope is more than a little blind and more than a little stupid, and thus does not know what time it is, no matter how many times certain helpful souls try to point him in the general direction of a clock on the wall.

I am now currently working on a much more ambitious project, relieving George Bush of his role as ‘Commander in Chief’ of the United States Military.

Last night I was instructed to warn those people in Washington about YAHWEH. I wasn’t given any specific instructions as to what exactly was going to happen to them, and so I was left unsure as to what to warn them about. I spent the entire night pondering the matter.

One of the first things I should say is that there is no point in consulting with church ministers or the Pope, for those people don’t know anything. They are all like babies just weaned from the tit, and like babies who are unable to speak, they make a babble of meaningless nonsense, mere noises on every side. You should not be expecting one of those sugary confections covered with syrup. If you were to stop to consider that the human race just spent thousands of years locked up in dank, gloomy cellar that would give you a much better idea about who you would be dealing with than any nonsense you might hear from some preacher or priest.

Now the first thing I considered warning you about is that Tropical Storm Barry in the Gulf, which the five day forecast shows heading up through Washington D.C., reaching the place early Monday morning. Perhaps I could warn you about that. However, it is characteristic of me to fail to think big enough, and then I wind up having to play catch up later, and with this thought in mind I concluded that perhaps I should think a little bigger right from the start.

I then considered the idea of giving you a warning, after which you would be bitten by hornets, and then you would be given another warning, and you would find yourself up to your asses in frogs. However when YAHWEH is so FURIOUSLY PISSED OFF it seemed unlikely to me that YAHWEH would want to become a cat playing with a catnip ball, and so I decided that I wouldn’t bother warning you about something like that.

It was then that I consulted my calendar and remembered that this coming Wednesday was the start of the G-8 Summit, and in keeping with the general idea of thinking bigger right from the start, it seemed good to me to change the name of that thing to the G-9 Summit, for they thought it would just be 8 but then suddenly it turned out to be 9, or perhaps we could call that thing the G-1 Summit for there was only one participant in that notorious event who really mattered and the other 8 who showed up wished that they hadn’t . Now that sounds like a very credible warning to me, although the possibility still remains that I am still not thinking big enough, and therefore things could really get one hell of a lot worse. The possibilities are endless, and so therefore, until I hear something concrete thus allowing me to give you a concrete warning about something concrete, I thought I would just entertain a few of the more interesting possibilities and then sit back and just wait to see what actually does happen to you people in Washington.

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A Unified Field Theory

The Unified Field Theory
is also available as a zip file -> unified.zip

Introduction :The Pioneer Effect and the New Physics. A brief description of the new physics required to explain the 'Pioneer Effect', which is the constant deceleration of space craft as they fly through space.

Principles of Evolution: A Study in the Evolution of Bedbugs

A couple of years ago my bedroom was invaded by bedbugs. There were two variant genetic lines. One type of bedbug was an enlongated, thin, tubular insect, and the second genetic line was a flat, perfectly circular insect. The result of the cross breeding of these two genetically distinct variants was the production of a bedbug with charcteristics of both, an enlongated, flat bedbug with a central bulge (such that the shape of the bedbug was somewhere between 'long' and 'circular'). The long skinny bedbugs were such strange and unfamiliar looking insects that at first I did not recognize them as being bedbugs, and considered them to be a seperate species of insect. However, as the photographs of bedbugs above indicate, enlongated and skinny bedbugs are not uncommon, and the photographs also show the variants that are produced by genetic combinations that result in an insect somewhere in between 'circular' and 'enlongated'.

Therefore it is my hypothesis that evolution occurs by means of the transfer of dominate genes, with the production of such dominant genes being the product of 'biological algorithms', a genetic software program that brings physical characteristics into harmony with behavior, such that when behavior changes, and a conflict then exists, this acts as a trigger and causes the release of dominant genes. The result is rapid evolution of species. The bedbug is a relatively new insect, not the product of millions of years of evolution but rather an insect that is evolving in real time. The newly emerging dominant form of the insect is the flat, round ciruclar insect, well adapted to living in human bedrooms (it is flat, rather than tubular, thus allowing it to hide in the smallest cracks, living a stealthy lifestyle, and it is round, which gives the insect a maximum storage capacity such that it must endanger itself only a few times a month by emerging to feed.

Other examples of rapid evolution include the development of long legs in an invasive species of toad in Australia. As the toads move into the mountainous regions of Australia, and their behvaior changes, making them 'climbing toads', over the course of just a couple of decades the toads in the highlands have grown long legs specially adapted to climbing. It is worth noting here that the toads are poisonous, and are a successful invasive species because they have no natural predators in Australia, and so it would not be the case that the toads with long legs were 'the fittest survivors', because all the toads are survivors, and therefore predation does not explain the rapid emergence and spread of such well adapted, long legged toads. Once again we see evidence for the existence of biological algorithms and the rapid spread of dominant genes through a population, which once introduced proceed to overwhelm the older genes which are being replaced (making toad long legged and a bed bug round and flat).

A Theological Experiment

My interest in pursuing the Unified Field Theory is spurred on by my need to discover the theoretical explanation of a new form of propulsion (as explained on this page: Why the Unified Field Theory?). The experiment involving the bedbugs came out of nowhere.

I also believe that it is possible to justify theological propositions using experimental methods. If a thing is an objective truth then it can be verified and proven true by means of experimentation. Such a theological proposition is of more value than a ‘divine revelation’, since such revelations depend upon nothing more than establishing authority figures which requires the creation of artificial hierarchies, for the only reason why I might be encouraged to believe an authority figure who orders me to believe unsubstantiated opinions is if I could somehow be convinced that this authority possessed a mind that was somehow superior to mine, and thus was fit to express opinions as though opinions were unquestionable facts and thus worthy of being elevated to the status of absolute dogma.

There is a self evident human inequality which is visibly apparent. Some people are ‘beautiful’ and thus are the true elite on this planet, and some people are not. It is this sexual inequality and the degeneration that follows upon beauty that is the true driving force behind all the evil that happens on earth. The need for ruthless oppression and the pursuit of wealth and the consequent creation of suffering and poverty which must follow upon this practice is for the purpose of creating an artificial alpha elite.

The true elites are the young and the beautiful. The artificial elite are the rich and the wealthy. The elite aging rich artificial alpha male has no good looks, for he is physically degenerate, but he will be found escorting beauty because he has a beautiful wallet. If he loses his wallet he will be found at home with all the other unattractive aged beta males sitting in a rocking chair watching reruns of Bonanza. No money, no sex. It is for this reason that the alpha males are found to be so ruthless and so violent in pursuit of their goal. The alpha male has fallen. The beta male has arisen and now the whole planet is full of ruinous destruction for it.

We see in religion a confused and contradictory reaction to this reality. On the one hand religion preaches a sexless heaven where castration and the clitorectomy create ‘pure spirits’. Muslims throw women under sacks. On the other hand religion supports hierarchy and is the prop of the elite alpha male. It is for this reason that religion is incoherent when it comes to speaking about sex.

Now we see this same principle at work in all of nature. Guppies dance and show off their colorful tails and the guppy who dances with the most colorful tail is the sexually successful guppy. Therefore it is the doctrine of the ruthless oppressor which teaches that the solution to human sexual violence is to be found in castration and the creation of pure ghosts. This would be equivalent to damning an aardvark for having the ‘sinful aardvark nature’ or prosecuting an anteater for the high crime of ‘ant genocide’.

Therefore it was my theological hypothesis that the correct solution to this problem is to give every guppy a beautiful colorful tail. I compare this solution to the classic religious solution which is to cut off every tail since having a tail is ‘sinful’. If having a tail is sinful then God must be sinful for no human being has any choice in deciding whether or not they would be born with a colorful tail, or whether they would not.

When I was young I was a beautiful guppy with a lovely tail. So everyone seemed to think. I am older now. My nose became very badly sunburned and destroyed. It seemed good to me to test my hypothesis by using these ‘biological algorithms’ to correct this problem. I healed half my nose as you can see by the line separating the still very dark patch on the side in the photograph below.

I documented my experiment on these pages. one two t hree four fi ve six

I have confirmed to my own satisfaction that my theological proposition is correct and that religious dogma is erroneous, being based as it was upon nothing more than ‘divine revelation’ which is just a form of opinionated speculation. For the time being I am not continuing this experiment, for I must wait until the weather on this planet improves, and the dark clouds of ruthless oppression break letting a little sun shine come through so that I can show the world the truth about God, by showing people how God goes about giving an old guppy back his beautiful colorful tail.

Until then I will have to sit on the sidelines, while all my scientific breakthroughs are deliberately ignored, while I wonder to myself what ever in the world could be wrong with the human race, because what this all will prove at the end of it all is that there definitely was something wrong with the people on this planet.