Coming up on the menu - Mullah Surprise (?)

As you might now Iran and North Korea are celebrating friendship week which has included a visit by North Korean Deputy Foreign Minister Kim Hyong Jun to Tehran. Those two countries wish to cement closer ties and perhaps expand trade whenever North Korea gets around to paying for the stuff they purchased from Iran in the past, and then paid for with a rubber cheque. But it is possible to forgive and forget, in the interest of expanded bilateral ties, and it is also possible to do a little business. Kim Il Sung is desperate for some cold hard cash and given that about the only product North Korea has for sale on the world market are missiles, all is forgiven and while those Mullah’s in Tehran still make a point of complaining about those rubber cheques Kim stiffed them with in the past, they are still prepared to put the matter aside for now and start writing some good cheques of their own. Apparently on the list of purchases are submarine-launched ballistic missiles, mobile launch missiles, the AG-1 anti-ship missile, and more improved more stable version of the scud missile. The Korea press is reporting that North Korea gave Iran a demonstration of their products inside Iran this week.

It is worth noting here that missiles are not the only product Kim has for sale. As we all know those Mullahs in Tehran are currently spinning uranium and while it is true that they would have preferred that a dissident group had not ratted them out so that they could be spinning uranium secretly, they now have no choice but to spin publically which shows just how much they want some spun uranium. Now that old jalopy is never going to be able to reach supersonic speeds even with the gas pedal pushed right down to the metal and since that would be what would be required under the present circumstances that turns out to be not much a strategy at all. There does exist a possibility of reaching supersonic speeds but whether or not those Mullahs in Tehran are seen mounting up on the wings of eagles is entirely dependant upon the decision of the Great Leader Kim Il Sung. This might explain why it is now Iran and North Korea friendship week because when you are in tight spot as is the case with those Mullahs in Tehran you really do need to forget about those rubber cheques and start looking for your friends wherever you kind a friend these days.

At the moment those Mullah’s are only seen to be stocking up on missiles, lots and lots of missiles, and with any luck, that new American missile defense shield which has just been successfully demonstrated will turn out to be more like a piece of swiss cheese than a solid brick wall, thus making it money well spent. However given how damned inconvenient it is for those Mullahs that Washington should cook up that missile defense shield at just this time after having had no luck on the project since the time it began under Reagan, this makes me wonder if those Mullahs might be found shopping for a new product down at the market. If that Kim Il Sung proves to be a tough nut to crack, then perhaps those Mullahs are real chummy with someone in Pakistan who can help them out by slipping them some pre-spun uranium so that they can go supersonic and top off those bombs they have constructed using those blue prints they purchased on the Pakistani nuclear black market around the same time Kim Il Sung was shopping for a similar product.

What makes this situation even more interesting is that George Bush has just run out of time, which means that those Mullahs in Tehran have run out of time. It is the dawning of the age of Aquarius for George W. Bush, you know, with the moon being in the seventh house and Jupiter lined up with Mars, which means that if those Mullahs were counting on a bad astrology chart acting as some kind of brake upon George Bush because of all its negative karma and bad signs that would be a rather slim and quite distant hope at this time.

You have heard of the October Surprise, where suddenly at the last minute, just before some election, an American President pulls a rabbit out of some hat, thus saving the day. This leads me to entertain the thought of a sudden Mullah surprise, and who knows, if that Kim Il Sung can be brought around to thinking the right way perhaps some thousand dollar bills can be found flying to North Korea in a diplomatic pouch and some pre-spun uranium will be found flying back to Iran in the same pouch, thus allowing those Mullahs to surprise the G-8 Summit coming up in a couple of weeks. But only if their scientists really understand those blueprints and can reliably pop some pre-spun uranium into one of those bombs so that there would be something to blow up in June. Here I am also assuming that those Mullahs will still be around in June so that they can blow something up during the G-8 summit, and that would depend on such things as how perfect the plans are of the American Military and whether or not those plans still need more work or whether it is just a matter of George Bush punching a button, which could then happen at any moment from now on..

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