The New Wrath Filled Prophet (and with good reason)
I will begin this piece with another one of my weird stories, you know, the kind of stories I tell that test the patience of people and yes, even pisses them off, thus causing me to get dumped into the trash can as a disciplinary measure, you know, so that I won’t annoy people with my worthless weird stories. Well, here is another one. For about a week I haven’t had any Guardian Angel. I could pull up a lawn chair in the evening and wait, and no one would show up for me. At the same time I was on the receiving end of the Wrath of YAHWEH, especially yesterday morning. Here I am referring to that foul mouthed roaring up in the sky. Now it turns out that if you treat someone in a really foul manner for a long enough time, sooner or later even the most tolerant person, such as myself, will finally become supremely pissed off, and in the case of tolerant people, who hold things and hold things in, it is typically the case for myself that I really do get supremely pissed off, since I tend to get pissed off all at once and just let it all out. Well as it turns out I am now back in the swing of things, and the luminous crafts of my Guardian Angel have returned, and I am once again receiving briefings and reports, and things are once again back to normal, for I am wrathful and very pissed off, which is as it should be. You cannot be ‘a prophet of YAHWEH’ at a time such as this without being very wrathful and pissed off, otherwise you would be no damned good for anything, and when you have some beaten down washed up despondent character such as myself to deal with, the only way to get some good wrathfulness out of such a person is to provoke me and quarrel with me until finally, at long last, I become very pissed off and thus wrathful myself, thus making me an appropriate spokesperson for the ‘wrath of YAHWEH’.Now in keeping with my new wrath filled personality style, I thought I would invite anyone who wishes to put my claims to the test to make arrangements to send even a few representatives to visit me, and pull up a lawn chair and watch what happens every evening in this city. You can be present for my briefing sessions so that you can either confirm or deny that I get briefing reports on what is going on. As I mentioned previously your Central Intelligence Agency and your Military Intelligence Agency know that what I am saying is true, but then those people are paid to spy on people, so naturally they would find out that I am not just full of shit, but that I have friends in very, very high places. However, just because I have been declared to be ‘Highly Classified’ and therefore ‘a Top Secret’ by your intelligence outfits, that does not mean that I must remain classified or some big secret, for if you people wish to put me to the test then please feel free to do so. Now as you people would know I showed everyone a big wing made out of clouds on Earth Day, 2001. I called that my Eden Wing protest banner that I was unfurling at the Summit of the Americas. I also showed everyone that marvelous job of healing my purple and destroyed nose, and then was forced to attempt to stop half way through so that at the very least I could have half a nose job still to finish should the day ever come when someone might want to look me up. For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about you can visit my home page and follow the links or you can download my zip file.
Now, upon consideration of all these things, if there should happen to be some strangely warp minded pervert who might think that perhaps I should shut my mouth and not tell my weird stories any more, might I suggest, in the spirit of my new wrath filled personality style, that maybe you should consider fucking yourself instead of trying to fuck me over. Could it be that you are a troll who lives in a darkened dank cave and so therefore it really pisses you off when someone opens a window, because it lets out the dank air, thus ruining your natural environment. Have you considered seeing a therapist and perhaps getting some treatment for that extremely foul and bitter root. I have some experience with your therapists, and they appear to be warp minded perverts, in that for some damned weird reason they find it necessary to counsel me so as to get me to stop doing such heinous acts as reversing the aging process on my nose. For that reason it would appear that there is no one in your country that would be able to help you should you be considering therapy since your whole country appears to have become really rotten and perverse and full of bitterness, and that would include your therapists, who seem to be weirdly perverse, and thus no damned good for anything. Who then is left to heal your nation? Certainly not the priest or the minister, for they, like your therapists, also strongly disapprove, and it is considered a good idea to them to even send the cops to force me into therapy. Yes the priest and the minister and even the Pope must stop me from doing these lovely and beautiful things I have been doing, and so therefore we can only conclude that the priest and the minister and the Pope are really weird warp minded perverts. This does not stop them from being determined to convert someone, anyone, since apparently they think that being a pervert with an obviously warped mind is a good idea, which makes them doubly perverse.
Evangelizing Porn Stars
During one of my briefing sessions about a week ago, I was instructed to turn away from religious people, and instead focus my efforts on winning over the porn stars to my cause. For this reason I am investing more effort into evangelizing the porn stars of the country, since apparently everyone else in the country is a warp minded pervert of some kind. This leaves me with no choice but to focus my efforts on the one group of people where apparently I might have some luck according to what I have been told by that Guardian Angel of mine, since apparently it is among the porn stars that I might be able to find someone in the country that is not a horribly twisted pervert.Sex and Religion
Sex is the one topic I normally avoid discussing. The reason for this powerful aversion I feel when I consider discussing human sexuality is the pent up fury I feel towards religion. I refer to religion as a prostituted harlot. The reasons for my anger are probably best understood by referring interested readers to my summation of the message of the ancient Jewish prophets. Jewish prophets were very similar to revolutionary left wing Marxists. As for religion, since she has no morality to speak of, therefore she speaks almost exclusively about sex and the family, and she exhibits this queer behavior pattern because she is a whore, you see, and she needs to pretend to have morals, and so she harps about sex so that it might seem that she has ‘moral values’. It is her technique, and so therefore I would not touch sex with a ten foot pole, or even a thousand foot pole, since I feel it is very important to discuss left wing revolutionary politics, and thus fill that gaping hole she left behind.As for religion, if you give her an inch, she will very quickly turn an inch into miles and miles of slack which she will cut for herself. She judges others. She does not judge herself for she is righteous and holy and therefore beyond judgment. She displays this in her ‘sexual purity’ of which she boasts constantly since she needs to boast of something and that would be about all she could think of. She can prove her holiness by her persistent attacks on sexuality, which, she seems to hope, might draw attention away from the fact that she is not a revolutionary leftist, and therefore she does not fulfill the prophets, as she claims to have done with that religion of hers, but rather she has attempted to flush a prophet down the sewer. While she might be able to distract attention away from the fact that she is the servant of unrighteous and unjustifiable inequality, she is totally incapable of drawing attention away from the fact that she is divorced, and has been for a very long time, for, you see, you cannot be a harlot and remain married to YAHWEH God both at the same time. Where is God?
Her god is that idol, the god of the dead, for it is only by pushing revolutionary leftist politics off into heaven, where it doesn’t give her a problem, that she can be righteous, by promising extravagant rewards to the oppressed, provided that they don’t upset any apple carts and learn to respect the ‘authority’ of the oppressor down here on earth. As her own oppressive canonized writings put it, ‘slaves, obey your masters, with fear and trembling, just as you would obey Christ, and not only while being watched, providing good service from your hearts, knowing that all the good work that you do will be justly rewarded by Christ some day in heaven…Slaves obey your masters, including those that are harsh.”
To summarize the message of religion then, it is that we must not be left wing revolutionaries, and we must not fulfill any biblical prophecy, but rather we must identify our oppressors with Christ, who is like some kind of quality control manager working for the oppressor. We must emphasize obedience to the authority. Only in this way can we keep the social order stable down here, while pushing all that left wing stuff off into heaven, where suddenly Christ will change and see to it that people get justice after they are dead and therefore cannot upset any of those all important apple carts, thus spilling any of those all important apples that have been stacked in carts. Apparently it is the judgment of religion that stacked apples in carts belong in carts in stacks and so therefore she works diligently to see that apples remain tidily stacked.
Exile
The reason I feel such fury when I think of religion these days is that religion is the source of the exile and I want to the exile to end. Ending the exile is my goal. It is the longing of my heart and the motivating force behind everything I do. Religion is the root cause of the exile. We have no God here because we have religion instead. Therefore it is required that I ruthlessly destroy that religion so that I might have God here and no religion. I would much prefer no religion here to no God here, for reasons I think should be obvious. Who wishes to live in a dank gloomy dungeon, without even a small window to let in some light. Who wishes to ask, ‘is there a God?’ Who wishes to watch arrogant and wicked people commit brazen abominations. You see, there is no God, and therefore they are not worried.The destruction of the human race
The wicked find it necessary to remind us all that there is no God. They do this by slaughtering and attacking the rest of the human race whenever anyone threatens to take one of their stacked apples out of their precious cart. You see, that cart was their ‘private property’ and so were all those apples they have been plucking on this planet. Should anyone feel that perhaps there might be a God to set those bastards straight, they will quickly remind us all that there is no God, and they will do this by inflicting upon us the corrosive and demoralizing sight of a pile of corpses.This psychological attack on the human race, where the wicked terrorize everyone on earth so they can keep their apples stacked in their carts, is one of the products of exile. It is the end result of religion, for religion has no god, and therefore religion eventually makes the wicked quite brave.
The solution of religion has always been to attack the slave, for if the slave is naughty, and refuses to pick and stack apples for ruthless exploiters, then there will be violence. Religion loathes violence and so therefore she must turn on the slave since in the warped mind of religion, the slave is the cause of all violence on earth because the slave does not obey authority and pick and stack apples. At the same time religion diligently avoids attacking the wicked, because that would make them even more violent than they already are, and since religion abhors such violence, it would be better to avoid provoking those evil pricks, thus keeping the peace. As for the salvation of the world, that could best be achieved by making moral appeals to the world’s most powerful wicked people. This does not work, as thousands of years of such evil demonstrates quite clearly, but apparently even a faint distant hope is better than no hope at all, and so she persists in that strategy. And besides, if she refrains from making these moral appeals to the wicked and tries some other strategy then the wicked will once again become very violent, and so therefore she will concentrate her efforts on sending everyone to heaven where they will not become a prey to the wicked but will instead find revolutionary left wing justice dispensed by Christ, for Christ is only working for the wicked oppressor here on earth and once people get to heaven he stops doing that sort of thing.
When I was a child, and I looked out at the world, and I saw how the wicked had completely taken over the world, and had turned the world into a destroyed hell hole full of suffering and misery and grief and horrors repeated over and over again, and my spirit was crushed. I was determined to bring salvation to the world, and at the end of it all the only solution I could come up with was to form a revolutionary army and kill those wicked bastards and just get it over with.
Therefore I understand the destruction of the human race, which is the product of the exile, which is the product of religion. This world is like a corrosive acid and it destroys everyone sooner or later. The end result of this process is that the very name of ‘God’ is held in contempt, and anyone who relies upon such a ‘God’ is said to be relying upon a cracked and broken stick. This contempt for ‘God’ is another product of religion. It is for this reason that the phenomenon of the ‘prophet of YAHWEH’, a truly miserable and nasty piece of business, is also a product of religion. I thought I would mention this fact just in case some religion might feel bitter that they are getting the full treatment from some ‘prophet of YAHWEH’, but when someone becomes so supremely pissed off what else would you expect to receive?
Dead Gay Porn Stars
Lost Eden
I am a human being. I am by nature a promiscuous, polygamous primate. I most resemble the closely related species, such as the Bonobo, or other species of primates. I am not monogamous by nature. It is for this reason that if monogamy was required, monogamy must be preached, for it is only if somehow I can be forced to be monogamous, or at least act as though I was monogamous even while not actually being monogamous in heart, that I could ever adopt monogamy. Left to myself, I would be a polygamous primate and would prefer to be promiscuous. I am like this because I am a human being and this is human nature.Now even though I am a promiscuous, polygamous primate by nature, it does not follow from this that I am therefore a promiscuous, polygamous primate in practice. No, I am a ‘prophet of YAHWEH,’ living in exile in Babylon with the rest of the exiles, and so therefore I am in a great deal of pain and always have been. Just one look at the unhappy faces of these people about me tears me up inside and its hard to get really horny when you are always torn up inside. Therefore, although I am a promiscuous, polygamous primate by nature I am a mourning, secluded introvert in actual practice. As for my sexuality, I do have a very powerful sex drive, and I do have a very vivid imagination, and so therefore I am able to leave this world and go and live somewhere else from time to time. This place does not really exist and the people who are found there are not real. They are normal, well adjusted people who have not been destroyed by this place and so therefore it would be possible to hug and kiss those imaginary people without enduring the experience of a knife blade in the heart.
I have visited the ‘dead gay porn stars’ website, and one thing I noticed is that so many of these people were not happy people while they were alive. You can see it etched in the faces of these dead gay porn stars, if you look at the pictures above, which give you a graphic illustration of what I mean by ‘a knife in the heart’ and would then explain why, although I am ‘gay’ I would not be found hugging and kissing gay porn stars, but rather I would be found to be in deep mourning, except for those brief interludes of fantasy where using my rich imagination, I can pretend that we are all living in the Garden of Eden, and therefore no one has been ruinously destroyed, and are therefore huggable. As we all know expressions of sexuality are brief interludes in the life of everyone and most of our time is spent doing other things, which would mean that most of my life is spent living here on this planet just as it is right now, and so therefore any time I can spend in Eden is quite brief and illusory, being just a product of a vivid imagination, and most of my time is spent in deep mourning. Of course I cannot be isolated and mourning all the time, so therefore I have become accustomed to keeping my interactions with other people quite stiff and formal. I function. I do what I have to do. That’s about it.
I make some small attempt to hide the fact that I am isolated and in mourning because I know that other people strongly disapprove of mourning, because it might remind them of why they might spend time mourning as well, and since they don’t have very long to live and time is rapidly running out for them, they cannot waste time mourning or the little bit of life that they have would be ruined. Therefore they must make every effort to paste onto their faces those magazine smiles, and we all expect everyone to be happy so that unhappy people won’t break the illusion that everyone else is working so hard to maintain so that they might perhaps enjoy the little bit of life that they have instead of having it ruined by someone like me. For this reason I am not to popular, and people do like to give me shit, and then shake their heads in disgust, and so on.
There are birds on my windowsill. They are happy little birds. There is this flock of birds I often see who greet the dawn by waking up and then flying exuberantly in circles or running obstacles courses, always coming within an inch of hitting an obstacle only to make a dramatic last minute turn. Apparently that dangerous flying must be fun for those birds for when they joyously greet the dawn with that exuberant game playing of theirs they always take those crazy risks, and they always get away with it every time, since they are expert flyers. While they are getting their morning work out they are singing joyfully, for it is the dawn of a new day, and therefore it is another chance to be a flying bird.
You see a lot of this in nature, but you don’t see much of that in human beings. You can take another look at the sad faces of those dead gay porn stars. That’s what you see so often in human beings, and it is there, even when people fake it, as most people do, by pasting onto their faces those magazine smiles, or attempting to dwell in the Garden of Eden, fostering an illusion, much as I do periodically, the difference being that these people around me attempt to stay there all day, and I just pop in and out briefly from time to time.
This is the product of exile, and if I may be an ‘apologist’ myself, I would point out that this misery and this unavoidable deep sadness that persists in the human heart, and that is so difficult to escape, is the product of exile and is the end result of no faith in God, which is the end product of religion. God rejects religion, for obvious reasons, and the end result of this process is bitter brutal exile, a rampage of cruel spirit crushing wickedness over the earth, as small cliques of really rich wicked people crush and terrorize the rest of the human race, destroying the hearts and the hopes of everyone else on the planet in the process by releasing a giant smog cloud of that corrosive acid into the earth’s atmosphere.
The message of the wicked is that there is no God. Certainly they do not think so for if they believed there was a God they would not be found filling out an application to go straight to hell, because they would consider going straight to hell to be a very real possibility, and since no one wants to go to hell, they would not be such risk takers. People are atheists, therefore, because the wicked have trained them to be atheists. The wicked have also trained religious people not to believe in God, which then explains the conduct of religion for in the mind of religion there is no god, but perhaps there might be some slim distant hope that there might be a spiritual god who dwells in the land of the dead. She will pin her hopes on that cruel delusion and just try to make the best of it for the wicked have made it quite clear to everyone that there is no god down here.
Sexual Sin
Like most people, I like such things as a nice tit or a cute bum. Like most people, I don’t car much for decayed degenerated tits or asses. This has always disturbed me, for I am sexually attracted by what remains beautiful, and that means that the majority of the human race I do not find sexually attractive, since most people exist in a decaying and degenerate state. However, even though the body may be decayed the person is a still a human being and so therefore I have always been bothered by this persistent feeling of sexual sin, in that when a feel a sense of sexual rejection against what is another living breathing human being, I feel that something is wrong here. It seems somehow unjust or unfair and it is also very unfortunate. I wish I could like everyone.I was finally able to achieve liberation from sexual sin when I first began my experiment in using what I called ‘biological algorithms’, which I was convinced was responsible both for ‘faith healings’ and the ‘evolution of species’, to heal my ruinously aged and destroyed nose. My nose was a grotesque purple color and it was also all wrinkled. Sometimes young people would gawk at me with a look of horror on their faces as they contemplated the results of the inevitable aging process. Well, as I documented on the web, using my digital camera, ‘faith healing’ was a very real phenomenon, which was not ‘supernatural’, but rather the result of the physical changes that are caused by these ‘biological algorithms’. I was also ‘blessed’ to get an infestation of bedbugs in my place, which then allowed me to study the theory of evolution, since bedbugs are brand new insects that are going through the physical changes associated with evolution of a species in real time, which is a product of the same ‘biological algorithms’ which were causing my nose to heal and which were reversing the aging process.
Unfortunately, because of the corrosive effects of the psychological attacks launched by ruthless wicked people on everyone else on the planet, everyone has become so weirdly perverted that even something that beautiful was oppressed, and so I was forced to slam on the brakes and save about half my nose healing for later (although the damn thing continues to show gradual improvements despite my best efforts to stop, for apparently I have mixed feelings, part of me wanting to stop, part of me wanting to carry on). You see, I did not want to heal my ravaged nostrils so that I could get laid more often, but rather I was hoping to inspire and change the thinking of the entire world, and so for that reason I will delay reversing the aging process for another time, some time in the future after the wicked have been ruinously destroyed, and people can then reverse the aging process without worrying about being ruthlessly oppressed so that no one can find out, and without having the whole country so weirdly perverse that they don’t want anyone doing something like that in their country.
One benefit that did accrue from this experience was that I am now liberated from the feeling of sexual sin, for whenever another human being does not exactly fire up my engines because of the wide spread corruption and decay that surrounds me, I just remember the time in the future when the aging process will be reversed and at such a time they will be the same person they are now, but they will look a lot better than they do today, thus solving that problem of sinful feelings that have always bothered me in the past.
There are other sexual sins. For example I remember one time this jock saw an over weight girl and he humiliated her publicly by making loud oinking sounds like a pig. I also find it disturbing when people are only interested in sex and seem to lack all natural affections, but I am not convinced that this obsessive behavior pattern is a sin, since it is the product of people trying to cram as much sex into a short life time as they can, and in different environment people could think differently and then behave differently. I do not worry about such ‘sexual sins’ myself, since I don’t do such things, and the only ‘sexual sin’ I commit on a regular basis is the one that I cannot help but commit, being the prisoner that I am, and thus sinning even though I really don’t want to sin. The correct solution to such sin is to change the body so as to eliminate the ‘sin’. You would not condemn an aardvark for being an aardvark, and it is also an act of cruel injustice to condemn human beings for being human beings, but rather justice requires the salvation of the human body.
The Plan of Salvation
The church has this god they call ‘Jesus Christ’. He is one of the gods of the dead they have at church, since at church they have more than one of those things and the one thing that all the church gods have in common is that they are gods of the dead, and thus no damned good for anything until you are dead. After you are dead then suddenly those church gods become very generous and are no longer the cruel ruthless pricks that they are right now when everyone is still alive and living down here on the sinful earth and not up in a really great place like heaven, where finally religion provides such wonderful things as justice and salvation.Now it is said by church that they have something called ‘sacred scriptures’. These are found in some freeze dried musty old document called ‘the holy bible’. These documents are just fabulous, or so they say, and religion is also just fabulous, and has the one true doctrine and the only way to salvation, so they all say. Someone must full of shit since they all say that and there are so many of them. There are those who try to solve that problem by insisting that all religions are just as good as the other ones, each one being equally fabulous, but I find that hard to believe. Since when did being left to rot by those gods of the dead, which is the one thing all religious gods have in common, become fabulous? Since when was it a great idea to live in a dungeon while evil pricks destroy the world and ruin and crush the hopes and dreams of all humanity. Keep in mind that presiding over this fiasco are those gods of the dead, and you can tell just what a prick a god is when you consider the fact that every day a few tens of thousands of helpless infants are left to die of malnourishment, or that BlowTorch Bob down in El Salvador was allowed to use that blow torch on the terrorized peasants and then die a millionaire, since Bob did not crush revolutions for free. Yes those gods really are a collection of worthless god for nothing pricks, and this causes me to conclude that all religions are equally rotten and that there isn’t one damned good one, and so then all religions are equal, yes, they are equally rotten.
In spite of the fact that are religions are just rotten and the gods of those religions are about as useful as a painful wart on my ass end, nevertheless I must endure listening to those religions bragging about the high value to be placed upon their freeze dried fossilized dust covered documents. It turns out that those gods were real busy in the past, which is fortunate, for it meant that someone could write down all the fantastic deeds done by those gods in the ancient past, thus giving us the precious, precious gift of sacred scriptures. You see, this weird idea was all part of some grand plan of salvation on the part of those weirdo pricks, the gods of religion, for those gods had it all planned that they would convince everyone that there was a god and fight against evil oppressors a long time ago, so that they could get some press, and then, as part of a glorious plot to save the world, they would then lock everyone up in chains in some dungeon, leaving them that freeze dried musty book, so that they could read those documents and then make a decision for Christ based upon what they thought about what they had just read. They call that sadistic and perverted plot the ‘divine plan of salvation’ which is why musty books like the bible must be translated into every known language for the god of the dead does not wish than any should perish and go straight to hell but that everyone should have a fair chance to blow the dust off of that moth eaten book, read, think it over, and then decide whether or not they are going to believe those far fetched sounding stories. If someone does not believe those tall sounding tales, well then when they die that god of the dead will be very pissed off and send them down into hell to fry forever and ever, because after clearing away the cobwebs and reading that document, they remained unconvinced.
Now apparently the gods are all really warp minded perverts since that idiotic and cruel plot was the only idea that a god of the dead could come up with to get people to believe that there was a god of the dead. To make matters worse you will have the powerful wicked people slaughtering the weak and helpless and crushing the hopes and dreams of all humanity non stop throughout history, and hurling up piles of corpses and all kinds of wickedness and cruelty, in the hopes of convincing everyone that there is no one in power but them and no hope in some god, because no god exists to stop them, thus proving that a god does not exist. Apparently that god of the dead must be a cruel slave driving pervert, because such a must covered document is already hard enough to believe and then when you add on the attempts by the wicked to destroy all faith, perhaps barbeque six million Jews, some god’s chosen people, just to make the point plain and clear to all humanity, you can see that apparently getting saved cannot possibly be made any harder than some obviously twisted and warp minded god made it. Or it could be that our theologians and popes and evangelists were warp minded perverts. This would seem to be the choice here and you would have to take your pick as to who you think might be the warp minded pervert – the priest or the god – because someone is definitely a cruel sadistic prick with a warped mind.
Now we have ‘sacred scripture’. That god of the dead must be pleased that in an act of great piety the priest and evangelist and theologians managed to preserve our illustrious and glorious traditions right up to the present day, thus ensuring that while most would be lost at least once in a while someone might get saved by reading that freeze dried book. Heaven must be cramped, because that god of the dead only seems to want to save just a few people, and hell must be large and wide, given that this is where most people would go under this plan of salvation. If such a god was really determined that none should perish but that all should believe doctrines and thus get saved, you would think that perhaps once in a while, when all hope was lost and people were no longer believing a damn word in that musty book, perhaps that god of the dead might once again leave heaven and visit the earth once again, just to refresh everyone’s memory, thus proving that this god of the dead really did wish that none be lost but that all should be saved. It would appear that this god is a hypocrite. If that isn’t true then our religion must be full of hypocrisy. Someone is a hypocrite here. Take your pick.
Jesus Christ
Our most sacred documents tell us all about this church god named ‘Jesus Christ’ who we are told was just wonderful, although, if the truth was told, he was not very wonderful at all, for if you read those documents you will find out that ‘Jesus Christ’ was just about as warp minded as that other sadistic creep, the god of the dead. As the saying goes ‘like Father, like son’ and so therefore perhaps this discovery should not come as any great surprise.As you might know, if you ever read a sacred scripture, that ‘Jesus Christ’ wants to cut the balls off every man and perform female circumcision on every female. If anyone is ever found even so much as looking at even one bare ass that “Jesus Christ’ says that they are guilty enough to go right straight to hell forever. Now I hear all the time about how deeply beloved that ‘Jesus Christ’ is by all religious people and there are those who may not be religious but nevertheless give high praise to that ‘Jesus Christ’ as one histories most lovely teachers and philosophers. Somehow I can’t see it because to tell the truth, that ‘Jesus Christ’ is a vicious bastard. According to some doctrine in that gospel known as John, this ‘Jesus Christ’ created all things as a partner of that god of the dead, which means that ‘Jesus Christ’ created every bare ass, every set of cocks and balls, and all vaginas and every clitoris on the face of the earth. Apparently he did this so that we could all have ‘temptations’ which we could then fight so that instead of burning in hell for falling into sin because of those temptations we could fight all our lives to resist such temptations and go up to heaven when we were dead, but not before he castrated and de-vaginized everyone on the planet. You see they do not want such obscene and filthy organs up in a very spiritual place like heaven. If anyone might find such filth to be alluring, and thus tempting, according to that wise and wonderful philosopher named ‘Jesus Christ’ they should promptly gouge out their own eye balls with a steak knife and then throw those two eye balls into a fire, post haste, so that they won’t be looking at a bare ass ever again, for it would be better for those two eye balls to burn in a fire by themselves than for you and the whole rest of your body to join those two eye balls to burn forever and ever in hell.
These are among the illustrious teachings of that ‘Jesus Christ’ which makes me wonder why all throughout history no one ever just came out with and called that prick a maniac, instead of praising him like he was some kind of ‘philosopher’ or even a ‘really nice guy’, which he so obviously was not as you can tell by his cruelty.
Now bastard that he was, there is no denying that ‘Jesus Christ’ was capable of what is known in religion as ‘grace’. Let us suppose that ‘Jesus Christ’ caught some woman fucking. Sure he could send her straight to the fires of hell, but if she crawled over to him and then began sucking on the toe of that tyrant, he might be convinced to give her a pass that one time, provided that she never got illegally fucked again.
I always preferred Jewish prophets over ‘Jesus Christ’. For example Jeremiah condemned that cow sacrifice as a forgery, and he also condemned the entire damned Torah as a forgery. Jeremiah showed some common sense, a trait which was sadly lacking in ‘Jesus Christ’, whose main concern about all those stone aged laws was that they were not strict enough, and needed to be made even more barbaric than they were in the first place, and he also insisted that he was going to be doing every damned one of those six hundred or so cave man regulations on the human race, and he wasn’t going to ease up on even so much as one comma or one dot over one letter ‘i’ in that entire collection of brainless crap.
You know they say that ‘Jesus Christ’ rose from the dead, which decent people should understand is just an appalling thought. I mean with most people you only need to kill the bastards once to get rid of them once and for all, but apparently they just couldn’t kill that ‘Jesus Christ’ enough times to finally be rid of him once and for all, so that now all of humanity must worry about having him some day having his ‘second coming’, as though the first time wasn’t already bad enough.
I have always hated, just loathed and passionately detested, that church god, ‘Jesus Christ’. Just reading one of those ‘gospels’ is enough to make my skin crawl. Now, fortunately, we have just spent two thousand years in YAHWEH’s dungeons, so I am comforted by the knowledge that the church has no god and that therefore YAHWEH is every bit as offended by those so called ‘gospels’ as I am.
One of the best reasons I can think of to not ‘believe in Jesus’, or at least not to believe in a gospel which is allegedly about ‘Jesus Christ’ is that if you do that, then you will become born again and become a Christian, which I have always felt was a thought to horrible to contemplate. What this means is that you will have to crawl over and suck the toes of that tyrant and then pretend that you actually loved doing that. You will have to endure having that maniac hack off your balls or take a razor to your clit, and then pretend that not only did you not mind, you were actually grateful to have granted the divine gift of purity, and yes, even that greatest of gifts, the gift of abstinent chastity and celibacy. Since I am incapable of participating in such a grotesque charade this means that I could never be saved, because instead of praising Jesus for his ‘grace’ I would be screaming at that maniacal prick and telling him to go fuck himself and to take his divine plans and shove them right straight up his own oppressive asshole.
Now ‘Jesus Christ’ is mighty and strong, while I am weak and helpless, and so therefore since that maniac insisted on giving me a cock so that he could then have some excuse to terrorize me and gouge out my eye balls, I thought that perhaps I would level that playing field by giving that ‘Jesus Christ’ something to worry about for a change. Now I may not be strong enough to fight against that ‘Jesus Christ’, what with him being a supreme god, but I can still destroy ‘Jesus Christ’ and leave him ruined forever. No sooner would that cruel prick return for his ‘second coming’ than I would begin to grovel before him. Yes, I would grovel before that maniac, and put on a fine public performance as I begged that terrorist religious fanatic for the death penalty. No, not an eternity in hell, but just give me the death penalty. A quick bullet in the head would do nicely, because I cannot share the same universe with ‘Jesus Christ’ and just because I think he is a horrid monster and real bastard, that is no reason for the strong and powerful to take the weak and helpless and then fry them on some eternally lasting barbeque just because they admired a cute ass. No, I think a quick bullet in the head would suffice just nicely.
Having seen something so damned horrible manifest itself in this universe as that ‘Jesus Christ’ I would no longer want to live, and there is certainly no way I would spend an eternity trying to pretend that I wasn’t supremely pissed off or that I didn’t hate that bastard more than I have ever hated anyone before or since or ever will hate anyone, and so therefore if I could start a giant lobbying campaign for the death penalty for all those of us who find that prick and his weirdo oppression to be intolerable. Now this does not mean that I might not still wind up frying on the barbeques of hell for ever and ever and ever, but at least I will have the satisfaction of robbing that fucking prick, that dirty bastard, ‘Jesus Christ’, of all glory forever and ever and ever, amen, for it turned out he was such a despotic tyrant that he would not even allow one weak and helpless victim of his to just drop dead and simply cease to exist after having gotten a look at someone as heart breaking, as powerfully fucking offensive, as disappointing, and as deeply revolting as that good for nothing fucker, ‘Jesus Christ’.
Now I know that you porn stars feel the same way about ‘Jesus Christ’ as I do, because if you did not loath ‘Jesus Christ’ and find him very offensive, you certainly would not be in the porn industry, now would you. For that reason I would like to invite you people to join with me in my campaign to bring in the death penalty for all those who do not ‘chose Jesus’ or who refuse to ‘let Jesus into their hearts.’ The alternative would be to become some deeply envious hypocrite like all the followers of Jesus Christ, who are not allowed to look at some bare ass because they don’t want to piss off that religious fanatic and wind up in hell. The alternative would be to pretend to really like Jesus and to express gratitude for the time that Jesus washed you of your filthy desire to admire a naked ass, while somewhere deep down inside, like a born again Christian, you must deeply repress the fury you actually feel against Jesus, and the next thing you know you will be taking out that fury on porn stars, like you, or on fags, such as myself, for you see if Jesus Christ won’t let a Christian enjoy looking at a bare ass well then that deeply envious and very bitter Christian slave sure as to hell isn’t going to let anyone else get away with that either.
It is for reasons such as this that I have always been most convinced to not become a ‘bible believing Christian’ by the horror, and I do mean deep horror, that I feel inside when I gaze upon the ruined wreckage of what was once a human being and is now some ‘sinner saved by grace’ who became a ‘born again Christian’, and was ‘transformed by the spirit’ into a deeply twisted person, filled with deeply repressed disappointment and anger because of that terrorist, Jesus Christ, their new ‘Lord and Master’. Just one look at some of those unfortunate people is all the evidence I have ever required to convince me that truly something very evil and rotten this way comes, and it is found in so called ‘sacred scripture’ and like all things demonic, it poses as an angel of light, a gospel.
A short course in the Bible
Our gospels were not written by ‘Christians’. If a ‘Christian’ is said to be someone who believes in Yeshua (‘Jesus’) then our gospel writers were not Christians, for they were opposed to everything Yeshua preached and they were deeply offended by everything he did. For this reason, what we have here is not a destroyed pearl, but rather we find in the gospels a buried pearl. A destroyed pearl can never be recovered, and has been lost forever, but a buried pearl can be rediscovered, and because it is buried what is required is some digging.The most interesting of the gospels, and the best place to recover the buried pearl, is the Gospel of Mark. Mark was a member of the ‘religious right’ and he wrote his gospel to make that scandalous character, Yeshus (‘Jesus’) seem acceptable to the followers of that right wing hawk known as John the Baptist. It is important when studying any document to understand who the author was and what the agenda of the author was and it is also important to understand who the target audience was for a piece of writing, and to discern what the author was hoping to achieve. Who wrote this book? Why did they write it? Who benefits from this work? Who was the intended audience?
Now the Gospel of Mark is an early work, and so it is absent a lot of the cooked up mythology that you find in the later books which renders them pretty much worthless as potential historical sources. Because the Gospel of Mark was composed so close to the time of the events its describes, the author of the Gospel was forced to deal with a host of scandals that had enraged the followers of the religious right, in particular the followers of John the Baptist, a religious right hawk. The way in which the author of Mark’s Gospel deals with these scandals is to follow this formula. First he acknowledges the scandal. Then he makes up some perfectly idiotic sounding excuse for that scandal. Then he moves on to the next scandal and the process is repeated. Therefore, because the author was unable to deny the scandals, for not enough time had passed for the huge scandal of Yeshua (‘Jesus’) to be forgotten, this means that we can uncover the buried pearl by ignoring the piles of dirt shoveled onto that Pearl by the author of the Gospel of Mark. We recover the pearl by ignoring those asinine excuses and just keeping the pure scandal itself, which then allows us to do an historical reconstruction of the real Yeshua, the man and not the myth.
Yeshua was a Jewish Prophet, and like the former Jewish prophets he attacked the Torah laws as being invalid. He went even further in his attacks than the previous generations of prophets dared to go, in that he denied the authenticity of the Sabbath laws, which means that he denied the authenticity of that story of Moses going up the mountain to bring down the Ten Commandments. For this reason the religious right sarcastically quoted to him from the Ten Commandments (‘six days you have to do your work, but not on the Sabbath’). The author of Mark’s gospel is a right wing hawk himself, and not a follower of Yeshua, and so he makes up some asinine excuses for the breaking of the Sabbath (it was an emergency, what if a goat fell down a well, and he also uses the right wing authoritarian argument that Yeshua was ‘Lord of the Sabbath’, and thus was permitted to break the Sabbath himself, but that doesn’t mean that you can). None of the works Yeshua did on the Sabbath were dire emergencies. People could have waited a few hours until Sun Down and it is also worth noting that it is a death penalty offense strictly prohibited in those stone age bible laws to harvest on the Sabbath. Yeshua did not require excuses made for his practice of breaking the Sabbath, for he was doing this to make a point, which was that the laws of the Pharisees were in fact forgeries, just as the Jewish prophet Jeremiah said was the case.
Yeshua did not practice religious mortification. He did not do penance for sins, nor did he fast, nor did he observe lent. Because the author of Mark’s gospel wanted to make his phony version of Yeshua’s story appealing to the religious right, and in particular to the followers of John the Baptist he insists that the reason why Yeshua partied and drank all the time was because ‘it was the wedding of the bride and the bride groom’, and we all know how people carry on at weddings. However, that was then and this is now. Now it is the perpetual and eternal funeral for Yeshua, and so therefore everyone must now observe lent, do penance for their sins, and fast, just like John the Baptist did, or, to put it another way, everyone must become a Roman Catholic, even though, as Mark admits, you could never confuse Yeshua with a Catholic or a Baptist while he was alive, because he partied all the time, usually with those people the religious types considered to be the worst people in town.
On one occasion the religious fanatics caught Yeshua getting his toes sucked by some women who had a reputation for being what we today would call ‘a slut’. Now as we all know when ‘a slut’ is sucking a man’s toes, that is a very sexual act, but Mark, being a right winged hawk, was just as horrified by that toe sucking scandal as were the Baptists and as the Catholics still are to this very day, and so he made up that story about how this dirty slut was going to hell, but in his grace, she was forgiven by the tyrant Lord after she humbled herself in penance and sucked his toe. This story was a real tough one for Mark to come up with some stupid excuse for but he did manage to come up with something and that bit about ‘Jesus showed grace to sluts who sucked his toe’ has now become the official Roman Catholic explanation for that scandal of the toe sucking incident. The truth of the matter would be that Yeshua was caught with a woman who was obviously his sexual partner, which then created an enormous scandal, which then required the religious right to make up another one of those stupid excuses.
By the way, if you mention that toe sucking incident to a Christian, or especially to a Roman Catholic, they will stir up outrage at the thought that the virgin Messiah actually inserted an erect penis into a vagina, and especially when you consider that it was a vagina the religious right had damned at the time as being the vagina of a real slut. In response to this chorus of furious outrage I will reply by saying that we have had a Roman Catholic church for a couple of thousand years, and we have had no god here, since it is very well known by everyone that neither YAHWEH or Yeshua have ever attended Mass, and only Catholics are ever seen doing something like that. Therefore, who gives a fuck what the banished exiles have to say about anything, for when the world first listened to them they were cast into the dungeon where everyone has remained since that time, and for that reason alone it would be a good idea never to listen to such people ever, ever again.
The Gospel of Matthew was composed by a Jewish fundamentalist who was offended by some of the criticism leveled at the sacred laws found in the Bible. According to Mark, Moses brought down the Ten Commandments, and while it is true that Yeshua did what he wanted on the Sabbath and was just notorious for his persistence on this matter, there was a perfectly good excuse each time. According to Mark all those Bible laws were also brought down by Moses, with the exception of the food laws, which were human commandments. Therefore, Mark suggests, while it was true that Isaiah and Jeremiah in particular, condemned those stone age laws as forgeries, they did not mean all of them, since most of them were just fine, and only the food laws and the clean and unclean laws were human commandments added onto those laws by the Pharisees. The rest of those laws were fine, Mark insists, except for the fact that they needed to become more severe, for Moses was to easy on those people and thus did not toughen up those laws enough and therefore allowed people to get away with to much. This is a perverted version of the teaching of Yeshua and also a perversion of the message of the Jewish prophets.
Even the mild criticism of the food laws and the clean unclean laws was to much for a right wing fundamentalist like that Matthew and so therefore he copied Mark’s manuscript (beginning at Matthew chapter six he follows Mark) and step by step he edited out all the parts that would piss off a fundamentalist. He also added that bit about how the bible was infallibly inerrant, and some other fundamentalist came along later and cooked up that story about the virgin birth and added that thing on, for you see, it was against those six hundred or so sacred bible laws for Joseph to be the father of the Jewish Messiah, for Joseph was of Moabite descent, and according to the law, no Moabite could ever be accepted. For that reason sometime in the second century another Jewish fundamentalist cooked up the story of the virgin birth, which we know to be true, for there are extant copies of the Gospel of Matthew still in circulation during the middle of the second century which do not include that cooked up virgin birth story. A literary analysis of the manuscript also indicates that the virgin birth story was alien to the original manuscript.
The point to be made here is that for thousands of years no one ever knew Yeshua. He was a Jewish prophet, which meant that he was a revolutionary, the biggest difference being that he went much further than even the Jewish prophets ever dared to go. He was determined to be ‘the Messiah’ and no one can be ‘a savior’ without going all the way, and if a suffering and oppressed humanity was to ever be rescued and saved from the cruel attacks of senseless religion and its rancid superstitions, someone was going to have to go deep, deep into scandal before it would ever become acceptable to just be a human being again, with a penis or a vagina, without being attacked by fig leaf peddling snakes invading the Garden of Eden.
Evangelizing ‘Liberation’ Catholics
According to a briefing I received last night, those Roman Catholics who are in hot water with the Vatican over ‘Liberation Theology’ are not themselves ‘liberated’. I find this to be very disappointing, for it was my hope that you would be making progress towards becoming liberated, so that it might be said that there was a remnant here, but I have been told that you people are still not liberated. I am not completely surprised because I have been complaining to myself for years that the one big problem that I could see with so called ‘Liberation Theology’ is that it is not ‘Liberated’ enough to suit me. I would suppose that there is an inherent contradiction in terms here in that it is an oxymoron to employ the phrase ‘Roman Catholic Liberation Theology’. To be a Roman Catholic is to preach a falsified gospel the only purpose of which is to muddle the message of the Jewish prophets and to hide the truth about a simple crucifixion. For the crucifixion of Yeshua was just a simple crucifixion. That is all that it was, and recognizing it as a simple crucifixion, no different in any way from any other oppressive act of terror on any other cross of the oppressor, is essential to understanding the significance of the meaning of a crucifix, while hypocritically making some big deal about that one single and ever so divine crucifixion is to drain the crucifix of all meaning and leads to the creation of the brain fogging fuddle duddle known as Roman Catholic Religion. When this offensive exercise in feigned extravagant pseudo-piety is complete you will not see YAHWEH God again for thousands of years, so severe and so cruel will the punishment of that act of disgraceful treachery be. You will suffer greatly and the wicked will grow extremely powerful and destroy everything and everyone on earth as the recompense you received for the offense of Roman Catholic Religion. Your ancestors were never forgiven for the offense of making that crucifix so pious and so unique. They were never forgiven right up until the day they died, for the answer Roman Catholicism received from YAHWEH God Almighty was , ‘DROP DEAD!’ Yes, your ancestors would drop dead before they would ever again get another thing from the hand of God, and while they were doing so they could wonder, always wonder and worry, and ask themselves ‘does God exist,’ for it would be one hell of a long time before the world would ever see YAHWEH God again after that stinking offense of Roman Catholic religion rose up into the nostrils of YAHWEH like a smoke up the nostrils all day long.Now the cruelty of the punishment of God is painfully obvious, I would think, and I would hope that you people have eyes that can indeed see, and that you have ears that can indeed hear, so that you will see with your eyes and hear with your ears and understand it all within your hearts. Such cruel severity on the part of YAHWEH is reserved for those who are worshipping the idols, which is what Roman Catholics do. Religion will become utterly discreditable, withering away because of the contempt of God, and at the end of it all that cracked and bulging wall, already about to collapse, will fall with a sudden ruinous destruction which is so thorough and so complete, that from the wreckage of that Roman Catholic Church no one will be able to find even so much as a shard remaining behind that would be big enough to use to scoop water. For you see the god of the Catholics is an idol, the god of the dead, which is what all idols are. You can always recognize an idol in place for it is a dead thing and it has no works at all, and the worshippers of the idols always look for salvation in heaven or in paradise for they certainly won’t be shown any compassion from YAHWEH God down here.
Therefore I will urge you people to stop your attempts to somehow meld together the lost element of left wing Jewish prophecy with that roundly condemned Roman Catholic Religion, for YAHWEH is not looking for some mixed cocktail here and the purpose YAHWEH has in mind for that Roman Catholic Religion is its ruinous utter destruction, for you see, no one peddles fig leaves in the Garden of Eden without getting their head smacked with a baseball bat. Are you people able to grasp this concept.
Apparently I am alone then, and I would suppose that there is no remnant this time, for if even you people, who have heard me, and have been watching me, are not a remnant, then who would be the remnant? The Charismatic Christians are all mixed up with the idols, being so close to the religious right how could they not be fouled by that idol. For that reason I have been instructed to preach to the porn stars, since apparently I might actually get somewhere with those people. Is it not just typical that once again the ‘prostitutes, tax collectors and other so called sinners’ are the ones whom YAHWEH regards as being the closest to the Kingdom of God while the religious people of the time are always to be found either completely hostile or far enough away that they just cannot be salvaged in a timely manner, since apparently that project would take one hell of a long time, and given that this a cruel and heart breaking exile we are trying to bring to an end here, we aren’t in the mood to wait forever and a day.
Therefore I urge you people to listen to what I am saying and repent and do not go anywhere near that ruinous idol of your ancestors which has brought down upon the heads of the human race this pitiless and long lasting punishment.
The wrath of YAHWEH is near. It has been the plan of YAHWEH God to send hurricanes into the southern plains like bowling balls heading straight for eight pins. I have noticed that there are now five tropical waves just sitting out in the Atlantic and not doing to much. I have been lobbying with YAHWEH to burn down the forests and leave those western mountains as bald as an eagle while sending up an enormous cloud of smoke. If that does not work, then proceed to destroy the southern plains. Keep in mind here that I am the type of person who picks up a beetle and takes it outside and lets it go back out in its natural environment, and here I am talking about burning to death black bears and squirrels and cougars, but since the choice is ruinously destroying the lives of human beings, and since YAHWEH is wrathful, I decided that perhaps burning down those forests might be best done first and then if that doesn’t work, proceed to ruin people instead. According to that Guardian Angel of mine it is possible for a man to change the course of YAHWEH God’s actions, and apparently those forests will burn first for no other reason than I have been urging YAHWEH to delay that business with the hurricanes and try pouring out some wrath on the forests first. The signs are promising, for there is dry thunderstorms and big winds in the forecast for the rest of this week and the forests have gone into the dangerous phase because of that big heat wave, and are ready to go up in smoke. Those who love those forests and have dedicated their lives to those forests will probably hate me for this but I don’t give a fuck. Those people don’t know YAHWEH, and I do, and YAHWEH has become furiously wrathful, and someone is going to be getting ruined in America before this goes much further, and so since YAHWEH was planning to ruin them with hurricanes and then burn down their forests afterwards, all that is changed is that perhaps there forests will burn down first instead of second.
Now having said all this I want to give you ‘liberated’ Catholics a lecture here, for it is possible, and I certainly hope that it does not happen, but it is possible that YAHWEH will hand you people over to the oppressor, who will then exult in triumphant victory when once again the wicked emerge triumphant simply because yet again God does nothing. This is not a prophecy, it is just a warning I am giving you, and I sure as to hell hope that YAHWEH is more angry at the wicked than YAHWEH is angry at the remnant, or whatever remains that is close to being a remnant in this place, because I want the exile to end right fucking now and not sometime in October or November or December, or even, God forbid, in January, just because YAHWEH was so incensed at the fact that the remnant was found persistently worshipping an idol, and thus was determined to hand a temporary victory to the wicked so that they could rise up in triumph over the prophet of YAHWEH, in the hopes of ruthlessly crushing all your tentative hopes and tremulous and no doubt very doubtful dreams.
As I said, this is not a prophecy, and God forbid that it happens, but if it does happen, it will be you people who will crushed and dashed and destroyed by it all, and not me, because I will be off pursuing some hobby or something, anything, to get my mind off that ruinous disaster, while the triumphant warp minded wicked pricks of the world can revel in triumph over you people, since it is you people who would deserve to have your spirits crushed and broken to pieces by wickedness. I don’t mess with idols myself.
Now I have been praying for you people, saying, ‘oh forgive them, YAHWEH, for have they not been trampled and crushed by the wicked all their lives long. Have not their spirits been brutally crushed, have they not been subject to one after another of those disgusting psychological attacks mounted against them by the ruthless wicked.’ The answer I received was that you people are not liberated, and that really worried me, because it caused me to wonder what YAHWEH might do. Should a small child wake up even one more morning than is absolutely necessary in a world as dark as death, where no light has ever shone, just because you people could not stop messing around with some idol, and thus provoked YAHWEH of Hosts to wrath. Just stop it. Should the weak and the helpless be destroyed in terror as the wicked ruthless prick pushes them violently into the terrifying maw of endless death and blackness just because you people cannot keep your damned hands off some idol. I certainly hope not.
So far so good, and as I said all the signs I see are positive, but those signs could be positive just to perhaps kindle a spark of hope in your bosum in preparation for a crushing blow from YAHWEH because of that fucking idol. One just never knows about these things, and I don’t want to wait till later this fall or early this winter while YAHWEH uses me to build up your hopes with the whole idea being to crush and smash you into pulp because of that idol, the god of the dead of that Roman Catholic Church. History already shows you just how much YAHWEH has hated that idol, and all of humanity could scream in terror and wallow in the deepest despair with no comforter under the vicious attacks of ruthless wicked pricks generation after generation because of the fury of YAHWEH against that Roman Catholic idol. Therefore, do not touch that thing ever again, just to be on the safe side, and get thyself liberated!
