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A naval and air bloackade of Iran


At the present time the Mullahs in Tehran have made a phone call to Kim Il Sung and are now going on a shopping spree and are interested in purchasing all the weapons that they will soon enough be using against American forces in the Persian Gulf, assuming that they can accept delivery.

Now if those people over in Washington, D.C. are just paralyzed right now and thus are short of ideas may I make a suggestion? Have you considered a naval and air blockade of Iran? I mean you people were not seriously considering just sitting around with your thumbs stuck up your ass while some insolent prick like that Kim Il Sung ships boat loads of missiles to those scheming mullahs in Tehran, were you?

Of course that will not stop those Mullahs in Tehran from importing weapons on mule back over the mountains, but at least it will slow them down a little. If it was your intention to just sit around with a thumb stuck up your ass while something like that goes on right under you noses then you really are a sorry bunch aren’t you. If that Great Leader, Kim Il Sung, should decide to slip a few nukes into the Middle East in that cargo then you really will have gotten what you deserve that time, now wouldn’t you. Later on when those bastards in Tehran are unloading that cargo on American troops in the Gulf we can marvel at your far sighted wisdom for having sat that one out just to let a bunch of kids from America deal with the consequences later. You politicians in Washington had just better not do that or you are going to be in real hot water for it later.

Take me as an example. I am already getting really pissed off about this and it's still early in the day. Just wait till everyone else gets caught up with me. Then you will bein trouble, now won't you.


Mullah Propaganda

There are those of you out there who might think that I have just swallowed the Pentagon propaganda line, or perhaps I have read to much of the untrustworthy media sources, thus explaining why I am in support of having Bush blow those Mullahs in Tehran to Kingdom Come.

This is false. I have been reading to much Mullah Propaganda, and have done so every day, quite religiously, for years and years. You see, I have seen this conflict coming for years, and so as I have waited impatiently for it to finally happen, I have been killing time by religiously reading Mullah propaganda every single day. Some of you may not be familiar with Mullah propaganda, and it is to bad, for if you want to be informed you need to get out of the ghetto sometime and I would recommend original sources over interpretations because that way you can arrive at your own judgments.

For the benefit of those of you who are unfamiliar with Mullah propaganda allow me to sketch the more recent evolutionary developments of that particular art form. According to Mullah propaganda, Iran has been defeating George Bush at every turn, including the Great victory for Allah and for Islam when Hezbollah drove Israel out of Lebanon. The future of humanity lies in that Islamic Religious Right ideology of those Mullahs, as is obvious by the string of victories Allah has been giving those Mullahs in Tehran. The Islamic Government is the shining light on the hill, and in the future, all nations will be like the Islamic Republic of Iran. Not surprisingly, since Iraq is also a nation, and is also next door and thus a lot more handy, it is no surprise that along with every nation on the planet, Iraq will also become a Mullah Republic. Thanks to the victory over George Bush granted by Allah, those Mullahs in Tehran managed to get their people into the government of Iraq. After all, why should those Mullahs make every nation on earth a Mullah Republic, except Iraq. Now all they have to do is to get rid of George Bush and there will be a new Islamic Republic of Iraq, praise Allah. George Bush has been defeated in Iraq, praise Allah. Thanks to Allah Bush has been defeated and can no longer do anything. He has been bound and hog tied by the Islamic Republic of Iran, praise Allah, and the marvelous defeat suffered by a powerful country like the United States in Iraq is proof that Allah is with Iran or else how could anyone explain how those Mullahs ever managed to pull that stunt off.. Now let George Bush leave Iraq. The people next door, their brothers and sisters in Islam, will take over and take care of those people in Iraq. No need for the American people to worry about the security situation in Iraq once George Bush leaves for the neighbor country will watch over those people in Iraq and take care of them. This great victory for Islam will be like a beacon of light and in every Muslim nation the people will be inspired to make an Islamic Republic just like in Iran now that they see the victory of Allah in Iraq.

The above is typical of that Mullah propaganda and it is the intention of those Mullahs to stir up trouble in Iraq until finally they get rid of George Bush so that they can set up an Islamic Republic and then the theory goes they will become so inspiring to the Muslim world that they will be setting up Islamic Republics in such places as Pakistan, which seems a likely target given how the Islamic Religious Right is raising hell there at the moment, and Egypt also seems to be potentially ripe for the picking. Lebanon might prove to be a problem, but there are promising prospects in Africa.

Now there are those of you who might be thinking that if people want to live in an Islamic Republic with Allah what business is that of ours. I would agree if it was true that people wanted to live in such a despotic dog pile while being ruthlessly oppressed by the Islamic Religious Right. Now I am also familiar with the situation within Iran, and some of you might be thinking that Iran is an Islamic Republic, but actually Iran is a seething cauldron of unrest and deep hatred and hostility against those Mullahs in Tehran. This is especially true among the young people, who make up the majority of the population at the present time due to the unique demographics of that country. Those of you who are unfamiliar with the true political situation in Iran will have the opportunity to become familiar with it all when your television screen is saturated 24/7 with images of celebrating mobs in the streets rejoicing in the fact that finally at long last those miserable bastards, the Mullahs, are gone. The Mullahs know this which is why, given how damned unpopular they are they made sure to set up both the Bajlis, gangs of religious thugs similar to Hitler’ brownshirts and the Revolutionary Guard which is useful for those times when they need to fire live ammunition into crowds on the streets to slam the lid back down on all the seething unrest in that country of Iran. During the last election the Mullahs were forced to allow non-Mullah candidates, such as that President of Iran, run in the elections since it was obvious that running a Mullah would be poison.

Now because I have been waiting impatiently for years for that conflict between Bush and those Mullahs in Tehran to boil over into open warfare, now that it is finally happening naturally I am jumping onto the Bush bandwagon and offering non-partisan support for a narrowly defined war against those Mullahs in Tehran. By narrowly defined I mean that I do not support blowing up the country of Iran, but I do support destroying the Revolutionary Guard, since a Mullah without a gun is a Mullah without a pot to piss in.

Those of you who are partisans and who would be against giving candy to a baby if it was a Bush policy will of course be real pissed off to see that I am now, on this one issue, on the Bush bandwagon. Now let us assume that Bush wants to blow up a Mullah because he felt that a Mullah was ‘threatening American interests’. I wanted to blow up a mullah because they were damnable bastards and only blowing up those pricks will ever get rid of them because they are so heavily armed and pigs would fly before they would ever hold an election in that country. By the way, if Mullahs ever held an election where one of the options was the no more Mullahs option, then I would jump off the Bush bandwagon, but as I said, I know those Mullahs and those religious fanatics are armed to teeth for a reason and therefore pigs will fly before they ever get peacefully voted out of power in that place. And since I am unwilling to tolerate those disgusting bastards and I insist upon getting rid of pricks like that, therefore I am now supporting blowing the bastards to Kingdom Come. Therefore I can be a non-partisan Bush supporter on this issue even if it turns out that our reasons for supporting that policy differ.

Now there are those who will say that I am making a tragic mistake because George Bush is plotting to practice American Imperialism on the poor unfortunate people of Iran, and here I was helping him to do it. To that I say that some people really do not think deeply enough about an issue before saying things like that. If George Bush wants to get himself deep into a nasty feud with the people of Iran well then so be it and we can cross that bridge when we come to it, for as bad as it would be to have George Bush practicing imperialism in Iran, or at least trying to practice imperialism in Iran, it would still be an improvement over the current situation, since George Bush can be dealt with in America by Americans. As we know George Bush is already in hot water with Americans and if it was his plan to boil like one of those toads that sits in hot water until it cooks, never thinking to jump out of the hot water before it was to late, then so be it. Therefore I am not overly concerned about George Bush conquering Iran because he already has more than enough problems as it is and besides dealing with a problem George Bush would prove to be easier than putting up with those Mullahs until hell froze over. Therefore since an opportunity to get rid of those Mullahs doesn’t come along every day it is my decision to get rid of those Mullahs right now, and then I can worry about George Bush later since getting rid of George Bush would be easier than getting rid of those Mullahs in Tehran should that prove to be necessary.


The steam roller

One last comment before I drop this whole Iran war issue.

First the war between Washington and Iran has been simmering for years and is about to explode. This situation is like a freight train running down a slope with no brakes and a full load of cargo.

Those of you of the 'left/liberal' type are about to get squashed by a big propaganda steam roller if you do not get off the fucking road before that thing comes flying through. Now I am off in the ditch myself, but it was easy for me to move off the road and into the ditch because I happen to support getting rid of those over reaching grasping Mullahs for my own reasons. Those of you standing on the road with your 'no iran war' signs will be squashed under the wheels of a propaganda steam roller and will become completely ruined by it leaving nothing behind in the wake but a greasy red smear on the pavement.

You will get stuck with the 'pro-Mullah' position. You will also have to explain to people why you were so pissed off about that Mullah war when the people in Iran were jubliant and mobs were pouring into the streets, and crowds of boys were chanting USA USA and all the other damn things that will be going on in that country. None of this gratitude will benefit you in the least because you were partisans and thus decided to let Bush do it himself while you did something really idiotic and tried to stop him, you stubborn and really stupid shits. Now I am talking like this because I hope to make people think and perhaps some people will be found in the ditch rather than out on the road with those no iran war signs waiting to get squashed by that propaganda steam roller. Oh, and by the way, you people pay for that military machine. Don't you think you should have some say about how it is used.

However if George Bush blows up Iran and ruins everything so that no is dancing in the steet, thus winning the war against terrorism by kicking the Islamic religious right in the swinging nuts, then I will come up out of the ditch and join you on the road, the difference being that I will be far more furiously pissed off than you are since that fucking George Bush blew up the country of iran and thus ruined all that dancing in the streets I was so looking forward to so as to completely discredit and ruin those damned Mullahs once and for fucking all. I remain optimistic that George Bush doesn't need trouble, but that rather the Bush administration could really use a steam roller right about now, so I am expecting good results and for that reason I will leave you people on the road while I head into the ditch.


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A Unified Field Theory

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The Unified Field Theory
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Introduction :The Pioneer Effect and the New Physics. A brief description of the new physics required to explain the 'Pioneer Effect', which is the constant deceleration of space craft as they fly through space.







Principles of Evolution: A Study in the Evolution of Bedbugs


A couple of years ago my bedroom was invaded by bedbugs. There were two variant genetic lines. One type of bedbug was an enlongated, thin, tubular insect, and the second genetic line was a flat, perfectly circular insect. The result of the cross breeding of these two genetically distinct variants was the production of a bedbug with charcteristics of both, an enlongated, flat bedbug with a central bulge (such that the shape of the bedbug was somewhere between 'long' and 'circular'). The long skinny bedbugs were such strange and unfamiliar looking insects that at first I did not recognize them as being bedbugs, and considered them to be a seperate species of insect. However, as the photographs of bedbugs above indicate, enlongated and skinny bedbugs are not uncommon, and the photographs also show the variants that are produced by genetic combinations that result in an insect somewhere in between 'circular' and 'enlongated'.

Therefore it is my hypothesis that evolution occurs by means of the transfer of dominate genes, with the production of such dominant genes being the product of 'biological algorithms', a genetic software program that brings physical characteristics into harmony with behavior, such that when behavior changes, and a conflict then exists, this acts as a trigger and causes the release of dominant genes. The result is rapid evolution of species. The bedbug is a relatively new insect, not the product of millions of years of evolution but rather an insect that is evolving in real time. The newly emerging dominant form of the insect is the flat, round ciruclar insect, well adapted to living in human bedrooms (it is flat, rather than tubular, thus allowing it to hide in the smallest cracks, living a stealthy lifestyle, and it is round, which gives the insect a maximum storage capacity such that it must endanger itself only a few times a month by emerging to feed.

Other examples of rapid evolution include the development of long legs in an invasive species of toad in Australia. As the toads move into the mountainous regions of Australia, and their behvaior changes, making them 'climbing toads', over the course of just a couple of decades the toads in the highlands have grown long legs specially adapted to climbing. It is worth noting here that the toads are poisonous, and are a successful invasive species because they have no natural predators in Australia, and so it would not be the case that the toads with long legs were 'the fittest survivors', because all the toads are survivors, and therefore predation does not explain the rapid emergence and spread of such well adapted, long legged toads. Once again we see evidence for the existence of biological algorithms and the rapid spread of dominant genes through a population, which once introduced proceed to overwhelm the older genes which are being replaced (making toad long legged and a bed bug round and flat).


A Theological Experiment

My interest in pursuing the Unified Field Theory is spurred on by my need to discover the theoretical explanation of a new form of propulsion (as explained on this page: Why the Unified Field Theory?). The experiment involving the bedbugs came out of nowhere.

I also believe that it is possible to justify theological propositions using experimental methods. If a thing is an objective truth then it can be verified and proven true by means of experimentation. Such a theological proposition is of more value than a ‘divine revelation’, since such revelations depend upon nothing more than establishing authority figures which requires the creation of artificial hierarchies, for the only reason why I might be encouraged to believe an authority figure who orders me to believe unsubstantiated opinions is if I could somehow be convinced that this authority possessed a mind that was somehow superior to mine, and thus was fit to express opinions as though opinions were unquestionable facts and thus worthy of being elevated to the status of absolute dogma.

There is a self evident human inequality which is visibly apparent. Some people are ‘beautiful’ and thus are the true elite on this planet, and some people are not. It is this sexual inequality and the degeneration that follows upon beauty that is the true driving force behind all the evil that happens on earth. The need for ruthless oppression and the pursuit of wealth and the consequent creation of suffering and poverty which must follow upon this practice is for the purpose of creating an artificial alpha elite.

The true elites are the young and the beautiful. The artificial elite are the rich and the wealthy. The elite aging rich artificial alpha male has no good looks, for he is physically degenerate, but he will be found escorting beauty because he has a beautiful wallet. If he loses his wallet he will be found at home with all the other unattractive aged beta males sitting in a rocking chair watching reruns of Bonanza. No money, no sex. It is for this reason that the alpha males are found to be so ruthless and so violent in pursuit of their goal. The alpha male has fallen. The beta male has arisen and now the whole planet is full of ruinous destruction for it.

We see in religion a confused and contradictory reaction to this reality. On the one hand religion preaches a sexless heaven where castration and the clitorectomy create ‘pure spirits’. Muslims throw women under sacks. On the other hand religion supports hierarchy and is the prop of the elite alpha male. It is for this reason that religion is incoherent when it comes to speaking about sex.

Now we see this same principle at work in all of nature. Guppies dance and show off their colorful tails and the guppy who dances with the most colorful tail is the sexually successful guppy. Therefore it is the doctrine of the ruthless oppressor which teaches that the solution to human sexual violence is to be found in castration and the creation of pure ghosts. This would be equivalent to damning an aardvark for having the ‘sinful aardvark nature’ or prosecuting an anteater for the high crime of ‘ant genocide’.

Therefore it was my theological hypothesis that the correct solution to this problem is to give every guppy a beautiful colorful tail. I compare this solution to the classic religious solution which is to cut off every tail since having a tail is ‘sinful’. If having a tail is sinful then God must be sinful for no human being has any choice in deciding whether or not they would be born with a colorful tail, or whether they would not.

When I was young I was a beautiful guppy with a lovely tail. So everyone seemed to think. I am older now. My nose became very badly sunburned and destroyed. It seemed good to me to test my hypothesis by using these ‘biological algorithms’ to correct this problem. I healed half my nose as you can see by the line separating the still very dark patch on the side in the photograph below.





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I have confirmed to my own satisfaction that my theological proposition is correct and that religious dogma is erroneous, being based as it was upon nothing more than ‘divine revelation’ which is just a form of opinionated speculation. For the time being I am not continuing this experiment, for I must wait until the weather on this planet improves, and the dark clouds of ruthless oppression break letting a little sun shine come through so that I can show the world the truth about God, by showing people how God goes about giving an old guppy back his beautiful colorful tail.


Until then I will have to sit on the sidelines, while all my scientific breakthroughs are deliberately ignored, while I wonder to myself what ever in the world could be wrong with the human race, because what this all will prove at the end of it all is that there definitely was something wrong with the people on this planet.