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An Ode of Thanksgiving on behalf of the Coral Reefs

My ink well runneth over...

An Ode to the King
My heart overflows with a joyous theme, and so I address my verses to the King. Are you not the fairest and the most glorious of the children of the earth. Truly grace flows forth from your lips, and so therefore God has blessed you forever and ever. Gird up your sword, oh mighty King, and take on your glorious majesty. In great pomp and majesty lead your armies forth victoriously in defense of the cause of truth and justice, and show us dreadful deeds. Nations will fall as your arrows pierce their hearts. May your divine throne endure forever and ever, for your royal scepter is the scepter of equality and justice, for you love what is good and hate all that is evil, therefore God has anointed you as King above all others. Oh, hear my people, since the King is your Lord, bow low before him. May the richest of people shower him with wealth, and may the princes and princesses be decked with robes woven with pure gold. With joy and gladness let us enter the palace of the King, and may his sons be princes over all the earth.

So therefore, I will cause your name to celebrated all over the world, so that all people may praise you forever and ever and ever. In my mind I see a vision, the vision of dead fish, bobbing on the seas, and coastlines littered with the washed up remains of rotting dead fish, which should really do wonders for tourism, because you just don't get a chance to see something like that everyday, you know. Well, a fella can dream can't he? Therefore let me prepare a crown, a glorious diadem for the head of the King, like a wreath of laurel leaves made of the corpses of dead fish, prepared especially as a glorious diadem for the glorious head of the king. Oh that my pen was the pen of a great poet so that I could sing of your great wisdom and of your many accomplishments, composing a great ode in celebration of your far seeing vision and your faithfulness to duty which is even now causing the entire earth to break out in songs of great joy. For marvelous have been your achievements, your Royal Highness, and who can dispute the glorious record of your many, many accomplishments.

An Ode to Religion
How could I allow the opportunity pass by to glorify and express my deepest appreciation for that wonderful, wonderful religion, and all its useful doctrines, for imagine the fine pickle we would all be in today if we did not have this flowing fountainhead of divine wisdom providing us with the very Words of God to keep us on the straight and narrow. I would like to thank the religious right for attacking the environmental movement as the work of the Devil, and for damning Earth Day as a pagan festival. After all, on balance, when you place everything onto the scales, nothing is more important than finding a nickel on the side walk, and people can always watch videos on the nature channel if they want to see some damned coral reef.

What celebration of the many useful contributions of religion would ever be complete without remembering to extend a fulsome expression of gratitude to that cabal of reactionary hawks over at that Vatican. Truly the wisdom of the Holy Ghost has found a voice in the world, and the accumulating evidence of the divine presence becomes more irrefutable with each passing day. With any luck, this year will bring us even more opportunities for the wonderful gift of being able to make a donation to charity, thus fulfilling that wonderful ‘Catholic Social Doctrine', and hopefully preventing people from doing anything else. For, in the words of that marvelous Saint, Mother Theresa, that most Roman Catholic expression of reaction to ‘Liberation Theology' and Vatican II, ‘poverty is beautiful' for that glorious Roman Catholic vision of suffering is so good for the soul, making poor people the luckiest souls on earth. With any luck more of those roaring hurricanes will come ripping through this year and every year, as the same warm waters that have killed the reefs trash New Orleans one more time or perhaps flatten Florida, giving both the Vatican and the religious right one more reason to raise some charitable donations in the hope that the government won 't have to raise taxes, thus allowing them to hang onto that nickel they found on the side walk.

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A Unified Field Theory

The Unified Field Theory
is also available as a zip file -> unified.zip

Introduction :The Pioneer Effect and the New Physics. A brief description of the new physics required to explain the 'Pioneer Effect', which is the constant deceleration of space craft as they fly through space.

Principles of Evolution: A Study in the Evolution of Bedbugs

A couple of years ago my bedroom was invaded by bedbugs. There were two variant genetic lines. One type of bedbug was an enlongated, thin, tubular insect, and the second genetic line was a flat, perfectly circular insect. The result of the cross breeding of these two genetically distinct variants was the production of a bedbug with charcteristics of both, an enlongated, flat bedbug with a central bulge (such that the shape of the bedbug was somewhere between 'long' and 'circular'). The long skinny bedbugs were such strange and unfamiliar looking insects that at first I did not recognize them as being bedbugs, and considered them to be a seperate species of insect. However, as the photographs of bedbugs above indicate, enlongated and skinny bedbugs are not uncommon, and the photographs also show the variants that are produced by genetic combinations that result in an insect somewhere in between 'circular' and 'enlongated'.

Therefore it is my hypothesis that evolution occurs by means of the transfer of dominate genes, with the production of such dominant genes being the product of 'biological algorithms', a genetic software program that brings physical characteristics into harmony with behavior, such that when behavior changes, and a conflict then exists, this acts as a trigger and causes the release of dominant genes. The result is rapid evolution of species. The bedbug is a relatively new insect, not the product of millions of years of evolution but rather an insect that is evolving in real time. The newly emerging dominant form of the insect is the flat, round ciruclar insect, well adapted to living in human bedrooms (it is flat, rather than tubular, thus allowing it to hide in the smallest cracks, living a stealthy lifestyle, and it is round, which gives the insect a maximum storage capacity such that it must endanger itself only a few times a month by emerging to feed.

Other examples of rapid evolution include the development of long legs in an invasive species of toad in Australia. As the toads move into the mountainous regions of Australia, and their behvaior changes, making them 'climbing toads', over the course of just a couple of decades the toads in the highlands have grown long legs specially adapted to climbing. It is worth noting here that the toads are poisonous, and are a successful invasive species because they have no natural predators in Australia, and so it would not be the case that the toads with long legs were 'the fittest survivors', because all the toads are survivors, and therefore predation does not explain the rapid emergence and spread of such well adapted, long legged toads. Once again we see evidence for the existence of biological algorithms and the rapid spread of dominant genes through a population, which once introduced proceed to overwhelm the older genes which are being replaced (making toad long legged and a bed bug round and flat).

A Theological Experiment

My interest in pursuing the Unified Field Theory is spurred on by my need to discover the theoretical explanation of a new form of propulsion (as explained on this page: Why the Unified Field Theory?). The experiment involving the bedbugs came out of nowhere.

I also believe that it is possible to justify theological propositions using experimental methods. If a thing is an objective truth then it can be verified and proven true by means of experimentation. Such a theological proposition is of more value than a ‘divine revelation’, since such revelations depend upon nothing more than establishing authority figures which requires the creation of artificial hierarchies, for the only reason why I might be encouraged to believe an authority figure who orders me to believe unsubstantiated opinions is if I could somehow be convinced that this authority possessed a mind that was somehow superior to mine, and thus was fit to express opinions as though opinions were unquestionable facts and thus worthy of being elevated to the status of absolute dogma.

There is a self evident human inequality which is visibly apparent. Some people are ‘beautiful’ and thus are the true elite on this planet, and some people are not. It is this sexual inequality and the degeneration that follows upon beauty that is the true driving force behind all the evil that happens on earth. The need for ruthless oppression and the pursuit of wealth and the consequent creation of suffering and poverty which must follow upon this practice is for the purpose of creating an artificial alpha elite.

The true elites are the young and the beautiful. The artificial elite are the rich and the wealthy. The elite aging rich artificial alpha male has no good looks, for he is physically degenerate, but he will be found escorting beauty because he has a beautiful wallet. If he loses his wallet he will be found at home with all the other unattractive aged beta males sitting in a rocking chair watching reruns of Bonanza. No money, no sex. It is for this reason that the alpha males are found to be so ruthless and so violent in pursuit of their goal. The alpha male has fallen. The beta male has arisen and now the whole planet is full of ruinous destruction for it.

We see in religion a confused and contradictory reaction to this reality. On the one hand religion preaches a sexless heaven where castration and the clitorectomy create ‘pure spirits’. Muslims throw women under sacks. On the other hand religion supports hierarchy and is the prop of the elite alpha male. It is for this reason that religion is incoherent when it comes to speaking about sex.

Now we see this same principle at work in all of nature. Guppies dance and show off their colorful tails and the guppy who dances with the most colorful tail is the sexually successful guppy. Therefore it is the doctrine of the ruthless oppressor which teaches that the solution to human sexual violence is to be found in castration and the creation of pure ghosts. This would be equivalent to damning an aardvark for having the ‘sinful aardvark nature’ or prosecuting an anteater for the high crime of ‘ant genocide’.

Therefore it was my theological hypothesis that the correct solution to this problem is to give every guppy a beautiful colorful tail. I compare this solution to the classic religious solution which is to cut off every tail since having a tail is ‘sinful’. If having a tail is sinful then God must be sinful for no human being has any choice in deciding whether or not they would be born with a colorful tail, or whether they would not.

When I was young I was a beautiful guppy with a lovely tail. So everyone seemed to think. I am older now. My nose became very badly sunburned and destroyed. It seemed good to me to test my hypothesis by using these ‘biological algorithms’ to correct this problem. I healed half my nose as you can see by the line separating the still very dark patch on the side in the photograph below.

I documented my experiment on these pages. one two t hree four fi ve six

I have confirmed to my own satisfaction that my theological proposition is correct and that religious dogma is erroneous, being based as it was upon nothing more than ‘divine revelation’ which is just a form of opinionated speculation. For the time being I am not continuing this experiment, for I must wait until the weather on this planet improves, and the dark clouds of ruthless oppression break letting a little sun shine come through so that I can show the world the truth about God, by showing people how God goes about giving an old guppy back his beautiful colorful tail.

Until then I will have to sit on the sidelines, while all my scientific breakthroughs are deliberately ignored, while I wonder to myself what ever in the world could be wrong with the human race, because what this all will prove at the end of it all is that there definitely was something wrong with the people on this planet.